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"The Forum General Election"

For all you budding politicians:

Basically, it's a "dummy" election. Posters are allocated into groups, and have to start a campaign for other forum posters to vote for them.

If you're interested, let me know and say which party you want to be in.

Current Parties and their leaders:

Anarchist Party - Hedfix
"Bell...Hound?" - gerrid [URL]http://www.freewebs.com/bellhound/bellhound.html[/URL]
Center Catholic Party - Icarus
Cockshockers - cookie Monster
Communists - Zeus [URL]http://www.communism.com/[/URL]
Dog Eggs - J Nash
Gals Only - Lawrence
MRLP - AbsoluT Neo
The Fascist Social Democratic Workers Union - Memorandum [URL]http://www.freewebs.com/tkoio/index.htm[/URL]
Over Underdogs - Cweek2000
Socialists - Paradox:/Communist Jim/RoJ [URL]http://www.geocities.com/black_castle_uk/socialistpage.html[/URL]
Varsity Party - The Hibernator

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Current vote count:

Socialists - 2
Bell...Hound? - 5
Catholics - 1
Gals only - 1
The Fascist Social Democratic Workers Union - 1
Cockshockers - 1


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Bell...Hound? are in power.

I'll get my man boobies out if you vote for the Socialists.

My main policy is the implantation of computer monitoring chips into every citizen. If you break any of my laws it explodes. Anyone who enters the country without one explodes. Also you explode if I want you to. I promise you that crime will be at 0% within one year.

Trannycommie.com

Paradox: wrote:
> Communist Jim wrote:
> I'll be the 'More socialist than Paradox's socialist party'.
>
> Join me, princess.
>

Princess?
Does that mean I can't expose my spam dagger during publicity stunts?

Socialist doctrine: No policies, just civil freedoms such as the right to smoke.

Paradox: wrote:
> Communist Jim wrote:
> I'll be the 'More socialist than Paradox's socialist party'.
>
> Join me, princess.
>
> You'll be my equal-leader.

Great idea, I'll add him next to you.

I may or may not ritually burn to death every poster/manakin who votes for my gathering of x individual doggie stools/goat cheese sample beasts.

Communist Jim wrote:
> I'll be the 'More socialist than Paradox's socialist party'.

Join me, princess.

You'll be my equal-leader.

My party is anti-immigration.
Therefore, we will place a quota on the number of newbies allowed to sign up per year. What if the quota is used up within a few months, you say?
I say this; tough.

This is the worst idea ever.