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"So it begins..."

OK, there have been loads of bumble bees around recently and I know they'd be amazing to 'get' but I can't bring myself around to 'getting' them, seeing as they're queens and all, and how they'll make more bees...

But what am I on about anyway?

[URL]http://phi11ip.com/ran/spark.JPG[/URL]

That!

1,500 volts of pure fun, and pain if you touch it!

The flies have come out in force today so I've been zapping them all day, they make a lovely spark when you hit them too, plus if they get stuck between the wires they'll start burning and smoking!

I won't get bees though, because bees are good. Plus I won't get wasps because they're good too, but good for another reason...

[URL]http://phi11ip.com/ran/wasp.jpg[/URL]

I'm gonna try and tie two of them together this year, last year was good enough with the paper plane flying off behind the wasp, but I feel that two of them wanting to go in opposite directions will be even more fun, especially if they clotheline a chav and, um, yeh...

I can't wait for summer to get going properly, it's soooo much fun!

Nah.

I have a quick look on the forums if I've been up allnight playing games. Although I am on now after a nice wake-up shag. :)

Hedfix wrote:
> Yep I post 24/7 I never go to sleep or anything.
>
> Idiot.

It wouldn't surprise me. You brag about all this sex you get, yet you're still online here most of the time until the early hours of the morning...

"That was great hunny, but I gotta go post some messages now. I'll be back in a bit."

Yep I post 24/7 I never go to sleep or anything.

Idiot.

Pig-King wrote:
> ive got a matchbox and a freezer.
>
> now what?

Catch the wasp in the freezer, then put it in the matchbox for a few mins so it goes all dead. Then tie it up and breathe on it so that it comes back to life.

Tadaa, wasp on a string.

Ashman wrote:
> I've done the freeze a wasp and tie it up trick.
>
> I hate wasps, they bloody deserve it.

Did you do the paper aeroplane trick though? That's the best part, just seeing it fly off into the distance!

Paradox: wrote:
> I actually remember you telling us about when you got this. It arrived
> on the same day you bought it or something.
>
> Strange the crap I remember.

I bought it on eBay, and had it in my hands within the hour! What a delivery!

ive got a matchbox and a freezer.

now what?

I've done the freeze a wasp and tie it up trick.

I hate wasps, they bloody deserve it.

I actually remember you telling us about when you got this. It arrived on the same day you bought it or something.

Strange the crap I remember.

That's the equiptment you need.
How do you freaking DO IT?

:-D

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> How the hell do you tie a bit of string around a wasp?
> I run as soon as they come near me, unless I've got something
> death-shaped to hand.

A bucket of sand, an oversized novelty foam hand and an elastic band.

Or a matchbox and a freezer.

One of those combinations will work.