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"Is Vicente any good?"

There's been lots of rumours about Vicente coming to Liverpool, possibly in some sort of swop deal for Baros *sob*. I know nothing about him, but I know some of you follow Spanish football, and not just for Diego Forlan (now joint top scorer in La Liga, go Diego).

So, is Vicente any good? He's a winger, yes? Right or left? Is he Garcia Mk II? Surely he can't be worth as much as Baros? Does he have nice eyes?

I tell you who I'd like us to sign. Porto's Diego. He's awesome. I always sign him on Football Manager. Then I sell Hamann. Hahahaha.

So, yeah, Vicente.

Fine. I'll get him to sign a pre-contract. 50 bob a week and as many hot donkeys as he can suck. He's got the look of a donkey-sucker. It's in the cheeks.

You nearly fooled me, but then I remembered the transfer window is still closed. Nice try, but you'll have to get up a lot earlier to trick this one.

I've signed Vicente to get me my dinner, so Liverpool can't sign him. Hah.

Yeah I know. Played him a few times in my World Cup victory as Spain.

Played for Valencia last time I checked.

Oh yeah, Vicente, who's he again?

(Vicente)

Neither is Rooney, or Eto'o. Who incidentally took both penalties against Betis to get himself higher than Forlan on the top scorers list. I'm surprised they let him, last time he did that he missed. And the second one was a complete dive, even Roberto Martinez said Belletti "took a dive into the swimming pool", and he's Spanish and an idiot. Bring back Guillem Balagué every week, he's the best, I don't like Martinez or in fact Gerry Armstrong, he's the assistant coach for Northern Ireland, obviously anyone who misses out on being full coach there must be a shocking dullard, keep him on commentary saying as little as possible, what was the topic again?

He should know Pro Evo is always accurate about players.

Except Davids. Seen him? The man is a machine at everything. And Baros isn't good enough.

Heh - Indeed. I was just trying to help some people out.