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"I pulled my toenail off"

I didn't mean to. My little toenail was broken, so I was picking at it, when I decided to just pull it off to stop annoying me, and I pulled my whole toenail off.

I think I have leprosy.

Maybe you could send us a picture of it.

I stabbed half of my little toenail off on some coral once. It's grown back, but it's a little bit thicker than the other half and all bumpy at the edges. Feels weird. It's lucky it's my little toenail and not my FACE.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> The really odd thing was it didn't hurt, at all. It just came off,
> and I just looked at it for a while.

yup leprosy it is then.

hahaha, these toenail stories are great. I'm trying to eat and feel sick but it's just so funny, obviously not for the person it's happened to of course.

Stryke wrote:
> I stabbed half of my little toenail off on some coral once. It's grown
> back, but it's a little bit thicker than the other half and all bumpy
> at the edges. Feels weird. It's lucky it's my little toenail and not
> my FACE.

My little toenail is just like that except I don't know why. I don't remember it ever coming off.

I think you want to be me, and you've started with the toenails.

Need to charge batteries for camera, will post later.

Stryke wrote:
> I think you want to be me, and you've started with the toenails.

Only because you're Frank Welker.

Stryke wrote:
"It's lucky it's my little toenail and not my FACE."

Yeah, that wouldn't have grown back.

I've just been looking through my pictures on my camera from last term, and there's so many of me which I just don't remember. I reckon when I get drunk people steal my camera and take pictures of me. This is my theory because there's one on me looking worried and with arm outstretched towards the lens. Of course, it could always be a pretty lady taking the picture, and that's why I'm reaching. I'm looking worried because she probably won't be pretty in the morning.

Very off-topic, the thought just occured to me.