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"I pulled my toenail off"

I didn't mean to. My little toenail was broken, so I was picking at it, when I decided to just pull it off to stop annoying me, and I pulled my whole toenail off.

I think I have leprosy.

I didn't mean to. My little toenail was broken, so I was picking at it, when I decided to just pull it off to stop annoying me, and I pulled my whole toenail off.

I think I have leprosy.

No panic. It will grow back.

Mine came off after a drunken stubbing incident one christmas eve. I woke up that Christmas day with my little toe in pain,. my bed covered in lood and a sore head. To this da I can't believe how readily alcohol allowed me to go to sleep when I should have been in intense pain. Hospitals should use it as a painkiller.

They used to for performing operations.

*cough*

"Shall I get the Morphine, Doc?"

"No Susan, this man needs Newcastle Brown Ale"

*injects*

i feel sick now, anyway thanks for sharing that with us.

Cong_Man wrote:
> No panic. It will grow back.

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I choked on my drink when I saw this. From laughing, y'know. Reassurance at it's best.

:D

Still mind, want to make sure it grows back ok. As in, if the skin starts tightening up, might force it to grow ingrown. Might hold the skin open with tape or something.

The really odd thing was it didn't hurt, at all. It just came off, and I just looked at it for a while.

Frame it. Actually selling it on Ebay would be better, think of the stories you could make up about it...

Smoooooooooooooooooth EWWWWWWWWWWW

I think I might eat it, may grow back faster.