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"The Pope"

Is it just me who thinks he's gonna breath one last rattling gurgle, sink to his pillow...and then leap out of bed and holler "April Fool!!" before living for another 10 years?

I had a dream last night that the Pope popped his clogs.

First thing I did this morning was check the news on the web (before I had a pee even) and lo and behold I find out he's on his last legs.

I saw the future does this mean I'm next in line?

The new Pope is Link?

J Nash wrote:
> I hope the new pope is a gay black.

[URL]http://img136.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img136&image=pope1ix.jpg[/URL]

I hope the new pope is a gay black.

So he's dead then. The Vatican is denying it, so it's probably true. If I convert now do I get a day off work?

Personally I think the Pope died years ago, but was replaced by a replica robot soon afterwards.

He should set himself on fire and wheel off a ramp through that little window he speaks from. That would be spectacular, and gives the vultures on the live news channels waiting for him to die something cheery to discuss.

"Pope Stunts" copyright Monkey_man and Pope John Paul the Wotsit, 2005.

I went to Haven, a while back.

There was this stupid man in a Tiger suit (one in the ad) I kicked him in the balls and that was the end of that holiday

Still ... me 1 | creepy Tiger 0

Zeus wrote:
> It was on the News .. this morning and in a paper, I forget which one,
> probably the Telegraph

er...all day on the news they've been talking about how ill he is, not how dead he is.

[URL]http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/homepage/int/news/h1/-/news/1/hi/world/europe/4402323.stm[/URL]

If I was God's #1 servant on Earth, I'd live forever.

Yer mate I don't know what you mean i didn't put that.