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"One night stands..."

What are people's thoughts on this subject?? I've just set my mate up thinking that he's well experienced in the matter only to hear;

"I've never done this before" (As he left the taxi at his designated stop)

(he's 4 years older than me) <-- And an unwitting babe magnet

D'oh... he's gonna kill me tomorrow (If she doesn't first)

Personally... Im a big fan

But even with prostitution I turned you down!

I see you've assumed the role of prostitute here. It wasn't the implication, but you slipped into it very naturally.

I tell you what. Keep the fiver and keep on walking ;o)

Puddin' wrote:
> I've had offers and been tempted

"Fiver to keep your clothes on love"

This reminds me of the time I read about people who went on holiday and cam back with ear aches and found things living inside their head/ear. Though to be honest I'm a little drunky drunk so it might have been a link I followed on here.

Heh.

You should hear the stuff about lesbians and clingfilm. :D

Hedfix wrote:
> The seeds germinate down there, so ouch.

Just reading that was enough to make me cross my legs.

I saw it on Graham Norton ages ago.

It was one of those embarassing things one of the audience admits.

The seeds germinate down there, so ouch.

tigamilla wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> Just don't get a grape seed down your peehole!
>
> Seedless grapes all the way. ;)
>
> Hedfix, thats quite worrying...

Honestly how would you go about doing that accidentally, does yours work like a vacuum or something?

Hedfix wrote:
> Just don't get a grape seed down your peehole!
>
> Seedless grapes all the way. ;)

Hedfix, thats quite worrying...