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"ok, which one of you pikies stole our wee?"

A few nights ago me and EB bought some drinks (WKD, Smernoff Ice, don't pretend you don't know what i'm talking about). We left 5 of them on my window sil over night and left the window open as we do every night since it gets hot in my room.

The next morning all the drinks had gone. Which was kinda creepy but it taught us never to leave the window open over night.

So last night, we went out for chinese and bought a crate of beer-to celebrate our 4 month aniversary :o)

We left the beer on the window sil to keep it cool, and since we was going to be in the room we didn't think it would be a problem.

Anyways, we was watching F.R.I.E.N.D.S when EB saw a hand come through the window and take a beer. He looked out the window to see 3 16 year old chav-type things, one on my porch roof, one in the street and one in my neighbours garden. They ran off and we called the police. Then we decided to get some tasty revenge.

EB needed to go to the toilet so I handed him an empty beer bottle and thats the way it went for the rest of the evening. He clearly filled up 4 bottles with pure wee-wee. Then about an hour later we noticed one missing, so last night there was 3 pikie kids drinking EB's wee-wee.



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Like what?

Thought maybe EB could cum in it...but that isn't..really..where...erm..we like it...to..erm...go :o)

Well we didn't think they'd be quite dumb enough to just nick a terd or something

kinda makes me cringe at the thought of them drinking it, althought it's pretty damn funny because you know that one at least did drink some.

Have you thought about leaving other delights out for them to steal?

Chav 1: "Oh God this is some good stuff"
Chav 2: "Yeah, I'm like so totally wasted. Those sucka's"
Chav 3: "Yeah, we're all like really pished"

SHEEPY wrote:
> Only one will have taken one mouthful sure but I'm sure that was
> worth it.

I like to think that they was trying to show off infront of each other and downed the beer/wee wee anyways just to save face :o)

Nope, but then they would go to the park to drink it rather than sit down the road.

Plus it's suck a pikey area that it would be hard to tell....

Haha sounds like they got what they deserve, have you seen any of the bottles empty around the street?

That is pretty damn cool.
Only one will have taken one mouthful sure but I'm sure that was worth it.

Every wondered what revenge really does taste like?

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Tangy apparently.

Hedfix wrote:
> pikey's

That's how it's spelt!