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I say I tackled them, I just watched them get caught.
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The Hibernator wrote:
> You've got to ask yourself, what would a couple of shifty-looking
> uber-chavs want to buy from a DIY store?
You're audtioning for one of those 999 programmes aren't you?
You'd be the nerdy shop keeper, talking about his battle against shoplifters and aids.
> You've got to ask yourself, what would a couple of shifty-looking
> uber-chavs want to buy from a DIY store?
You're audtioning for one of those 999 programmes aren't you?
You'd be the nerdy shop keeper, talking about his battle against shoplifters and aids.
Had a dine-and-ditcher back in my waiter days.
Shifty couple. Wined. Dined. Ran off without paying. I rugby tackled one of 'em (headbutting the wall in the process) and saved the day.
Needed painkillers...
Shifty couple. Wined. Dined. Ran off without paying. I rugby tackled one of 'em (headbutting the wall in the process) and saved the day.
Needed painkillers...
The Hibernator wrote:
> Couple of big tins...
>
> They'd been eye-ing them up a long time, waiting for the perfect
> moment to strike. I was always watching them.
>
> You've got to ask yourself, what would a couple of shifty-looking
> uber-chavs want to buy froma a DIY store?
Paint obviously. They'll want it to graffiti or put it on people's cars.
> Couple of big tins...
>
> They'd been eye-ing them up a long time, waiting for the perfect
> moment to strike. I was always watching them.
>
> You've got to ask yourself, what would a couple of shifty-looking
> uber-chavs want to buy froma a DIY store?
Paint obviously. They'll want it to graffiti or put it on people's cars.
I guess all the pwetty colours were so tempting, they had to have it for 1 bedroom council house.
Never done shoplifters, but once saved a boy (in a Spider-Man outfit) from drowning in a lake around a bar I worked in.
That could have been the same day that after talking to a security guard for a while, watched as he spotted the guy dressed as a rabbit who was walking around giving kids easter eggs, then sprinted over to him and flying tackled him to the ground. Then the guard got up and walked off.
Possibly the most random thing I saw there. Apart from maybe a firework screaming across the massive grassy sitting area outside a burger bar at head-height, and managing to hit nobody.
That could have been the same day that after talking to a security guard for a while, watched as he spotted the guy dressed as a rabbit who was walking around giving kids easter eggs, then sprinted over to him and flying tackled him to the ground. Then the guard got up and walked off.
Possibly the most random thing I saw there. Apart from maybe a firework screaming across the massive grassy sitting area outside a burger bar at head-height, and managing to hit nobody.
Couple of big tins...
They'd been eye-ing them up a long time, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. I was always watching them.
You've got to ask yourself, what would a couple of shifty-looking uber-chavs want to buy from a DIY store?
They'd been eye-ing them up a long time, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. I was always watching them.
You've got to ask yourself, what would a couple of shifty-looking uber-chavs want to buy from a DIY store?
Was it like a sample tin or one of those Stupidly big tins?
Paint...
Ooh, crime.
What did he steal?
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