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"No, Tomas, don't do it, for the good of all"

[URL]http://skysports.planetfootball.com/list.asp?hlid=265106&CPID=22&CLID=&lid=2&title=Rosicky+confirms+Spurs+talks&channel=Football_Home[/URL]

I like Rosicky. He's an awesome player, was awesome at Euro 2004 and exudes general awesomeness. Plus I have a thing for Czechs, like Nedved and my Milan.

And now he says Tottenham are the only serious interest, when Liverpool, Barcelona and Porto all want him as well?

Come on, Tomas. Let's think about this. Spurs are doomed to midtable mediocrity. Never mind that no-one in the world knows where the money is coming from (Anyone else think Spurs could do a Leeds? That'd make me happy), surely Spurs have got enough midfielders. Granted, they're all rubbish, but what were they doing spending all that money on people like Carrick and Reid if they were after Rosicky?

The article goes on to say Tottenham already have 2 Czechs in their squad so Rosicky would feel at home: Waster #1 and Waster #2.

Now, if we're playing the "I have more Czechs than you Nah Nah Nah Nah" game - a particular playground favourite these days, I hear, even though no-one has any Czechs, so it usually ends in a draw - surely we're going to win.

Granted, Liverpool also have only 2 Cezchs. But when have you seen Watsr #1 or Waster #2 on the back of a Czech shirt? I haven't, I can tell you.

So, it's the Waster Twins or Baros/Smicer. Smicer's a bit of a write off, but he's still a vastly more accomplished player than the Wasters. And, of course, surely Rosicky will relish the chance to again play with The Greatest Striker In Europe. That's Milan, by the way.

So Tomas, it's up to you, my friend. But Rafa probably won't make a move. C'mon, say it with me, Team Sport. What is Rosicky not?

Not. Quite. Spanish. Enough.

My god, you're like a Spurs version of Crossbob, only much more frustrating and slightly harder to mould into shape. Twice the amount of retarded comments, though.

mattributé wrote:
> I mean, if you're starting with the sweeping accusations, Lil Bro, we
> may as well return in kind. Where's your foreskin, ho?

Right here actually.

I'm not Jewish, OR circumcised.

Nice try.

Indeed, you're right, I don't ruin you. I don't really need to, you do it yourself. I'd do it more if Daddy hadn't given me twenty note not to. And I can feed my family for weeks on that.

I mean, if you're starting with the sweeping accusations, Lil Bro, we may as well return in kind. Where's your foreskin, ho?

He doesn't 'ruin' me every time, simple as that.

Yeah, mind out he doesn't steal your IQ because I hear EVERYONE in Liverpool is so STUPID they resort to mugging people.

Lil Bro wrote:
> I'm sure my IQ is twice yours, Stryke.



Ahahaha

The hole gets deeper and deeper.

And if you IQ is so much higher, why does he completely ruin every single one of your arguements everytime you two 'face-off'?

Really? Somehow, I doubt it. And I reckon no-one on this forum would agree with you.

Shame, really, with SUCH a successful dad and all. He must be so disappointed.

I'm sure my IQ is twice yours, Stryke.

mattributé wrote:
> my Dad's got a BMW

Seriously?
How many inches?