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The SECOND genuine female who achieves the status of "Regular" will get an Extra Filmaday (DVD Movie of your choice), just for that.
Our first female regular is Iguana and she won an Extra Gameaday prize for being the first regular. So this competition is for second place.
300 posts containing at least 7500 words are required.
Spammers won't count. (So don't "Reply Quoting This Message" too often or we will knock your word count down - a lot)
Do NOT pretend to be female - we will catch you out.
Regulars - place your objection here please. Then go forth and multi... Sorry, then ask your Mum to start posting on here.
You used me and lied to me.
God I feel dirty now.
Quote from Snatch before any one has a go at me!
> I agree with your non whale-esque female principle.
It was just
> when you said "I think, as a regular and gaurdian of moral
> decency here at FOG", i kind of found it amusing.
Yeah, I read it back and, considering my history here, it is kinda dumb.
NO PIKEYS!
NO MINGERS!
NEWS FLASH
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World-wide shortages of fake nails have arisen today. Many people believe that a recent competition started by Tony Ofspecialreserve is to blame. Here is our feminine analyst:
Well, ermm, it is, ermm, clear that, well, it is clear that the, ermm, shortages are due to the... hot weather. Yeah. And they have nothing to do with this, "silly" little rumour. I have to, ermm, go powder my nose. BYE!
*tap tap tap tap click tap tap tap tap click SNAP GODDAMNIT! tap tap tap tap click tap tap tap tap click*
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It was just when you said "I think, as a regular and gaurdian of moral decency here at FOG", i kind of found it amusing.
That is a pretty dumb thing for me to say.
But my request for non-minging female regulars still stands.
You don't talk to them in the "world", so why here?
*grunts and thumps chest*