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"peeple sed there wood be a comit comin on friday"

peeple sed there wood be a comit comin on friday and i told it was a load of ass but they didnt belive me

:)

That's Comet sense...

Oh. He meant a comet eh...

That nearly makes sense now...

A comet flew in from out of space, past me, and then turned round to come at me again. It stopped infront of my face and a little person popped his head out.

'Want a new TV mate?'

'Mabye. What features does it have?'

'Don't know mate I only work here on saturdays'

the little person then started to pick his nose and then scratch a spot on his face.

'I won't take a TV from you, you foul youth. I thought you were a Comet but quite clearly you're a Dixons'.

With that I heaved my trusty cricket bat forward and sent the foul thing spinning back off into space.

hay mangs i herd teher was this forom on th internat were you can go and hav inteligant discusons dos anybudy no were it is????????????????

I think it smashed up your brain.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Ms NY wrote:
> O_O
>
> Is anyone else pretending the line is a stomach scar?

I wasn't, i am now.

no

Ms NY wrote:
> O_O

Is anyone else pretending the line is a stomach scar?

O_O