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""Titanic in space"...oh dear..."

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Look at the pic - Jabba's in it!

Two spaccers with glowing headrods would suffice. Even better if they can be trained to make the "neoow" noises at each pass.

Goatboy wrote:
> Hell, Sam Jackson & Ewan McGregor running around an old warehouse
> holding x-wings & tie-fighters above their heads going
> "Nyeeeeeow" would be better than The Phantom Manarse &
> Attack of The Clones.

I'd love to see that.
As long as they see Kid Anakin, drop their toys, and kick him into a bloody pulp.

Goatboy wrote:
> Hell, Sam Jackson & Ewan McGregor running around an old warehouse
> holding x-wings & tie-fighters above their heads going
> "Nyeeeeeow" would be better than The Phantom Manarse &
> Attack of The Clones.

I'd pay good money to see than. Well, of them doing it for a few minutes at least. It's a sure fire comedy sketch. Possibly could have Lucas writhing around in a vast pile of fanboy cash too.

Hell, Sam Jackson & Ewan McGregor running around an old warehouse holding x-wings & tie-fighters above their heads going "Nyeeeeeow" would be better than The Phantom Manarse & Attack of The Clones.

But II had Yoda fight, and it still sucked mighty ass.

He doesn't even need to emply actors, even with the backstory and everything - just have fun explosions and spaceships, then at the end say "Anakin is Darth. The End."

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> "I'm not telling that story, and I'm not interested in that.
> That's not what the movie is."

Hence "Yes please." It'd be far better than ham fisted emotional torture.

Still, the capital ship face off gets my bucks. I'll suffer through the rest.

"I never try to anticipate what the world's going to think or even worry about whether they're going to like it or not,"

Well, obviously. You're going to make moonfuls of money whatever happens.
But you could at least [I]try

I'm really, really hoping that Ep1 & 2 were one big joke, designed to get geeks like us in a fuss about films we didn't have to watch, and when it comes out it'll be like "kapow shazaam alakaboom!"

Alas, I fear it will be ass. Just like the last two.
""It's a real tearjerker, and it will be received in a way that none of us can expect," - except we've seen episodes 4, 5 & 6 so we know what's coming.

And here, from his plaid-draped frogneck facehole himself:
"Obviously, fans would love to see a movie about Darth Vader running around killing people.
I'm not telling that story, and I'm not interested in that. That's not what the movie is."

*wave goodbye to last vestige of interest in Episode III*