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"Excuses excuses"

Gimme your wildest excuses. Something you'd use, or have used before to try and get out of something, be it school/college/work/outing/anything.

:^)

I once turned up to work five years late with the excuse "Sorry, just got out of prison".

Maybe we're all you. Maybe all these people on this forum are just the characters you made up!

Blame the forgetfulness on a non-existent memory.

As for the boobs.. Well. You might as well have mine.

Oh dear.. maybe you're me as well. But if you're a seperate personality, why do you forget what you did too? That makes no sense, unless... I'm just a pretend personality and in reality I'm actually you.

But then, where are my boobs? I want boobs.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Used them all.

Mwaha. Can't imagine the reaction. Either a weird look and a slow walk backwards, or a laugh.

My excuse would have to go somewhere along the lines of:
"Sorry I'm late today, the taxi man held me hostage, so I hit him with my bricks in my bag before he was about to shoot and he passed out and we then crashed into an oncoming vehicle and we had to go to the hospital and it was there that the place was taken hostage again by bank robbers and we couldn't get out for a few minutes and then I was too afraid to get into a taxi, so I walked 9 miles to work. So sorry."

I don't actually remember making this post.

Chippxero wrote:
> Sweet Tooth wrote:
> Why would you not do over time and earn the extra money?
>
> drunk, asleep, tired or wombel hunting.

I know your dirty little secret:)

Those poor guys it must be like living at a testing lab..

Sweet Tooth wrote:
> Why would you not do over time and earn the extra money?

Because at the time it seems like a good thing to do..''ah i don't mind giving up my Saturday mornings, despite going out the night before and getting wa***red''

but then when it comes to it..sleeping off an hangover becomes more important.

Sweet Tooth wrote:
> Why would you not do over time and earn the extra money?

drunk, asleep, tired or wombel hunting.

Why would you not do over time and earn the extra money?

Chippxero wrote:
> Or if they had me down for overtime and i couldn't be bothered i
> would just swear blind that i didn't put my name down for it.

Done that many times!

I used to work thu and fri evenings, and if i wanted a friday off they'd put me down for a wed which wasn't every week and was up to me to check. I never ever checked so i used to get wednesdays off and fridays too.

'I couldn't be bothered'