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Gimme your wildest excuses. Something you'd use, or have used before to try and get out of something, be it school/college/work/outing/anything.
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Gimme your wildest excuses. Something you'd use, or have used before to try and get out of something, be it school/college/work/outing/anything.
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I had a mate who hit himself on the face with a spoon. He kept doing it until his face and eye got a bit bruised. All because we had been up drinking all night and he couldn't face going to work.
Took the day off and went in the next day to tell them he had been attacked on his way to work the previous day.
They believed him aswell.
Took the day off and went in the next day to tell them he had been attacked on his way to work the previous day.
They believed him aswell.
Sleeping in class...
1.This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!
2.Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out asolution to our biggest problem.
1.This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!
2.Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out asolution to our biggest problem.
ShiggyWiggyWoo wrote:
> I had a mate who hit himself on the face with a spoon.
Your mate is a moron.
> I had a mate who hit himself on the face with a spoon.
Your mate is a moron.
"i was dead at the time... er... i was on the moon, with Steve."
I was making wild love to the supervisor.
I was attacked by Godzilla.
My house blew up.
I had to deliver a package to Egypt.
A dwarf hid my keys in the cookie jar.
Used them all.
I was attacked by Godzilla.
My house blew up.
I had to deliver a package to Egypt.
A dwarf hid my keys in the cookie jar.
Used them all.
I used to always say ''but i didn't think I was working today''
On my last day working at Sainsburys I was in the pub, so I rang in at 6 to say i was going to be late as the bus was taking so long. Then an hour later I turned up drunk..i don't think they believed me!
On my last day working at Sainsburys I was in the pub, so I rang in at 6 to say i was going to be late as the bus was taking so long. Then an hour later I turned up drunk..i don't think they believed me!
Puddin' wrote:
> I used to always say ''but i didn't think I was working today''
>
> On my last day working at Sainsburys I was in the pub, so I rang in
> at 6 to say i was going to be late as the bus was taking so long.
> Then an hour later I turned up drunk..i don't think they believed me!
My excuse for sainsburys was, ask someone to phone in for me saying how ill i am depending on who's house i woke up in.
Or if they had me down for overtime and i couldn't be bothered i would just swear blind that i didn't put my name down for it.
> I used to always say ''but i didn't think I was working today''
>
> On my last day working at Sainsburys I was in the pub, so I rang in
> at 6 to say i was going to be late as the bus was taking so long.
> Then an hour later I turned up drunk..i don't think they believed me!
My excuse for sainsburys was, ask someone to phone in for me saying how ill i am depending on who's house i woke up in.
Or if they had me down for overtime and i couldn't be bothered i would just swear blind that i didn't put my name down for it.
'I couldn't be bothered'
Chippxero wrote:
> Or if they had me down for overtime and i couldn't be bothered i
> would just swear blind that i didn't put my name down for it.
Done that many times!
I used to work thu and fri evenings, and if i wanted a friday off they'd put me down for a wed which wasn't every week and was up to me to check. I never ever checked so i used to get wednesdays off and fridays too.
> Or if they had me down for overtime and i couldn't be bothered i
> would just swear blind that i didn't put my name down for it.
Done that many times!
I used to work thu and fri evenings, and if i wanted a friday off they'd put me down for a wed which wasn't every week and was up to me to check. I never ever checked so i used to get wednesdays off and fridays too.
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