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"My Strange Request"

Anyone know anything that can knock people out instantly? I don't mean like a frying pan or something else solid. I mean useful things like points where you can hit 'em or pills or something.

My imagination is truly stretched by what you could do to people when they're in this state.

You can all think what you want.

Thankee

A banana skin. The old gags are the best. For maximum effect, grease the floor.

English_Bloke wrote:
> phi11ip wrote:
> Frying pans sound great when you hit people over the head too.
>
> It's all about the comedy value.
>
> Use a pizza tray. Nobody gets hurt and it makes the nicest clang.

Haven't tried that one.

I hit my housemate with a novelty sized piece of polystyrene the other day. I nailed him right between the eyes!

It's great, I hit him as hard as I could and it hardly causes any bleeding at all!

©H®I§ wrote:
> By saying not to show off your just saying that you are just gonna be
> showing off.

Right...of course.

phi11ip wrote:
> Frying pans sound great when you hit people over the head too.
>
> It's all about the comedy value.

Use a pizza tray. Nobody gets hurt and it makes the nicest clang.

Why do you go around hitting people over the head with frying pans?

Frying pans sound great when you hit people over the head too.

It's all about the comedy value.

By saying not to show off your just saying that you are just gonna be showing off.

Not to 'show off' but I'm a 2nd Dan Black Belt in Taekwondo - unfortunately for you, though, I can't tell you any of the techniques and you couldn't perform them anyway

Stick with the frying pan

English_Bloke wrote:
> Fart in a jar and then throw it at them

*childish snigger* He said fart hehehehe

©H®I§ wrote:
> The thing off The Simpsons which Homer does when Mayor Quimby's body
> guard which knocks people unconsious for 30 minutes.

*slaps forehead*