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"I hate my job"

I won't moan though I'll tell two mildy amusing things.

I was serving a woman and her daughter, just as I made eye contact with the mum when giving her change the child said this:

" Mummy... how does... how does a doctor know if a baby is a boy or a girl? "

Ahhh, the face of the mum was priceless and I laughed inside.

Also, I nearly pulled a 87 year old woman's cathater (pish bag) out of her... that would have the worst ever.

I'm with you there SHEEPY. I hate my job, too.

You're lucky you have a job.

Well you know what Bernard said out of Day of the Tentacle.

"If you want to get anywhere in life, sometimes you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs."

I have no job.
I have no money.
I want WoW!

:(

But daddy, what do the Carney folk dream of?

Don't worry, I'm sure your job hates you too.
As does mine ... although today I did nothing. Which makes a nice change.

Become a Carny. Its everyones dream.

SHEEPY wrote:
> Working in retail makes me want to kill myself.
>
> Then mixed with stupid old people and nutcases I cry... cry cry cry.
> I get paid fecking £5 to run a pretty big shop all on my own.
> 9 hours, go to sit on my break
>
> BING FECKING BONG BONG
> How much is this Craig?
>
> 35p!!!! It's THERE THERE THERE!!!!!!

You have no idea how much I'm laughing at you right now.

monkey_man wrote:
> I once had a Jamaican man who couldn't assemble a desk bring it back
> and say (heavy Jamaican accent) "I can't do this kerazzy jigsaw,
> mon". Ah, Office World, I miss ye.

Aha, I'm just imagining one of the guys from Cool Runnings saying that right now.

Working in retail makes me want to kill myself.

Then mixed with stupid old people and nutcases I cry... cry cry cry.
I get paid fecking £5 to run a pretty big shop all on my own.
9 hours, go to sit on my break

BING FECKING BONG BONG
How much is this Craig?

35p!!!! It's THERE THERE THERE!!!!!!

I hate my job too, we should make a club.