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"Jesus kids."

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Fri 04/03/05 at 19:21
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I'm a christian. I found some book in my form room about jesus and had the good idea of throwing it up in the air. By holy coincedence it hit a non-believer in the jaw. So I thought it was my duty to batter him with the book all through PHSE and deal out some holy chaos. What do you think? NOTE: I'm being serious. Other note I'm a joker in my class.
Sat 12/03/05 at 14:03
"Light of the world"
Posts: 4,763
ItsOur Future Please wrote:
> I thought the Bible clearly stated that you should not use violence.
> It syas something like if someone slaps your face let them slap the
> other side. But it also says "An Eye for an Eye, A tooth for a
> tooth"

The bible does clearly state that Violence is completely wrong. As christians we are called to serve others as Jesus served, Love our brothers(including our enemies - we are all made in Gods image)

Luke 6 v 27 -

'But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who curse you, pray for those who ill-treat you. If someone strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other also. If someone takes your cloak, do not stop him from taking your tunic.'

And the eye for an eye tooth for a tooth bit is in Matthew 5 v 38 - 42

"You have heard that it was said, Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth'. But I tell you, Do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also."
Tue 08/03/05 at 20:50
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I think I saw Jesus on the train although it might just be the local nutter. Same thing same thing.
Tue 08/03/05 at 20:47
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*Jesus into mirror*

Jesus I am your father.

Tue 08/03/05 at 20:46
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I still don't get the holy trinity thing. How can Jesus be his own father? Its like something out of Eastenders only worse. I need to attend church on Sundays instead of lying in bed eating yet never growing fat.
Tue 08/03/05 at 20:41
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Jesus does kid, the whole fishes and loaves thing is obviously a joke.
Tue 08/03/05 at 20:35
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I don't read my bible I just hit people with it. Maybe I was baptised in petrol or something. I don't know.
Tue 08/03/05 at 19:23
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Sometimes i wonder if theres space on earth for a guy like me. But trust me this guy needed to get the holy message.
Mon 07/03/05 at 20:36
Posts: 552
Opposite Ikea.
Sun 06/03/05 at 02:57
"Catch it!"
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Wheres that?
Sun 06/03/05 at 00:52
Posts: 11,024
The bingo place?

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