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"Covered in Cranberry and Pillowcases"

I've spent my afternoon covered in cranberry sauce and pillowcases.

I fashioned the pillowcases into a toga-like contraption and smeared cranberry over myself. It was mostly for my media production, but also because I have a cranberry and pillowcase fetish. Two birds with one stone.

Cha-ching.

I've also worked out an excellent way to pose as a charity and scam money in the name of providing sunglasses for the blind.

I'm also sick of middle class people posing as 'chavs' (translation: Neds - for the Scots) to gain the sponsorship of sports clothing firms, only to sell on the goods in their online retail stores. I find the whole business offensive.

I have recently discovered that my dentish is a fat paedophile, and that drumkits on eBay cost more in postage than for the actual item.

You just keep them coming Grix, you old dog.

*manly smile and informal salute*

Good job soldier.

I'm no fundamentalist. I do however, give money to beggers.

Fund-a-mentalist?

Geddit?

Harhar

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> I think Hitler had the same problem.

"No, not Jews, I said- ...ah, sod it"

Grix Thraves wrote:
> I realised that as I wrote it, but I refused to stop. Damn God I'm
> lazy.

It's not lazy, it's anti-lazy. Either way, you're a fundamentalist.

I think Hitler had the same problem.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> I realised that as I wrote it, but I refused to stop. Damn God I'm
> lazy.

Haha

Constructive

I realised that as I wrote it, but I refused to stop. Damn God I'm lazy.

...
Somone misunderstood.

I think it was you, Grix.

Paradox: wrote:
"I've also worked out an excellent way to pose as a charity and scam money in the name of providing sunglasses for the blind."

Actually, most blind people prefer to wear sunglasses anyway..? You haven't thought this through.