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"A "funny" 'joke'"

Customer:
Bottle of Worcester sauce please mate...

Shop Keeper:
Sorry, can't, it's off the shelves- cancer scare.

C:
Oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings?

SK:
Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare

C:
Hamburger Relish?

SK:
Cancer scare

C:
Sausage and Mash?

SK:
Cancer scare

C:
Cottage Pie?

SK:
Aye, ...no wait, cancer scare.

C:
So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?

SK:
Yup.

C:
Jesus, that's mad, just give me a packet of fags then.

SK:
No bother. £5.00 please mate.

C:
Thanks

Blank wrote:
> Sudan One, us nil.

:^D

Sudan One, us nil.

Thats quite good

Oh, well I didn't read the Sun, so meh.

Well done for reading The Sun.

Aha. I never looked at it that way.

Customer:
Bottle of Worcester sauce please mate...

Shop Keeper:
Sorry, can't, it's off the shelves- cancer scare.

C:
Oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings?

SK:
Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare

C:
Hamburger Relish?

SK:
Cancer scare

C:
Sausage and Mash?

SK:
Cancer scare

C:
Cottage Pie?

SK:
Aye, ...no wait, cancer scare.

C:
So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?

SK:
Yup.

C:
Jesus, that's mad, just give me a packet of fags then.

SK:
No bother. £5.00 please mate.

C:
Thanks