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"Where's the rake?"

"I was doing yard work after the storm this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower. I realised that I couldn't find the rake. I yelled up to my wife, 'Where's the rake?'.

She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, 'What?'.

I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion. Then my wife wasn't sure and said: 'What?'. I repeated the gestures: 'Eye - Kneed - The Rake'.

My wife replied that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.

Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, 'What the hell was that?'.

She replies, 'Eye - Left T** - Behind - The Bush'."

Kitsune that's old school. My favourite bit is

Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp

:D Kitsune's post was one of the funniest I've heard in a while

I peed into your laundry basket! lol

Well done. Classic - even if you did just copy it

:D

Timmargh wrote:
>Well, there is no way
> in hell I could even come close to that one.

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Your wife's prodding herself. Put some effort in.

Cybersex joke = most excellent.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> ...
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> Your wife's prodding herself. Put some effort in.

Ahaha.

Damn Kitsune, don't get me aroused at this time of the day.