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"I was doing yard work after the storm this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower. I realised that I couldn't find the rake. I yelled up to my wife, 'Where's the rake?'.
She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, 'What?'.
I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion. Then my wife wasn't sure and said: 'What?'. I repeated the gestures: 'Eye - Kneed - The Rake'.
My wife replied that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, 'What the hell was that?'.
She replies, 'Eye - Left T** - Behind - The Bush'."
She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, 'What?'.
I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion. Then my wife wasn't sure and said: 'What?'. I repeated the gestures: 'Eye - Kneed - The Rake'.
My wife replied that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, 'What the hell was that?'.
She replies, 'Eye - Left T** - Behind - The Bush'."
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Excellent Timbo
'shambone'
Ha.
Ha.
'shambone'
Michael Jackson is sat in watching TV when he gets a call from his good friend, Uri Geller. Uri wants to come over to Michaels house to cheer him up in his time of need.
"Tell you what Michael, I'll pop to Blockbuster on the way and get a DVD, waddya think?" says Uri.
"Aye, our Uri, that'd be crackin, shambone" Utters the plastic faced wonder.
"Should I get 'Aladdin'?" enquires Uri.
"Don't you think I'm in enough trouble already, shambone, EEE HII" replies wacko.
ba-dum-tsch
*silence*
"Tell you what Michael, I'll pop to Blockbuster on the way and get a DVD, waddya think?" says Uri.
"Aye, our Uri, that'd be crackin, shambone" Utters the plastic faced wonder.
"Should I get 'Aladdin'?" enquires Uri.
"Don't you think I'm in enough trouble already, shambone, EEE HII" replies wacko.
ba-dum-tsch
*silence*
How did you comandeer the stairs? Stairmaster thing?
"I was doing yard work after the storm this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower. I realised that I couldn't find the rake. I yelled up to my wife, 'Where's the rake?'.
She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, 'What?'.
I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion. Then my wife wasn't sure and said: 'What?'. I repeated the gestures: 'Eye - Kneed - The Rake'.
My wife replied that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, 'What the hell was that?'.
She replies, 'Eye - Left T** - Behind - The Bush'."
She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, 'What?'.
I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion. Then my wife wasn't sure and said: 'What?'. I repeated the gestures: 'Eye - Kneed - The Rake'.
My wife replied that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, 'What the hell was that?'.
She replies, 'Eye - Left T** - Behind - The Bush'."
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