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"A woman punched me in the balls"

I wasn't trying to feel her up or anything though.

It was all her fault, she was walking infront of me then suddenly turned around and her arm came swinging towards my crotch.

It was fairly embarrasing I suppose.
Also, a car nearly ran me over on Argyle Street, so I stuck my fingers up at it and the driver rolled down the window and shouted that he was going to kill me... so I ran into the subway.

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> I was nearly hit by a taxi after seeing X-Men at the cinema. My mate
> and I were crossing the road at a zebra crossing (in fact I think
> there were lights as well) and a taxi was waiting.

Something similar happened to me after Bad Boys 2 when I tried to throw myself in front of a bus. Damn them having good brakes.

I was walking behind a woman carrying a shopping bag once, suddenly for some strange reason she started energetically swinging her arms and i caught her shopping in the nads, she appologised though, so she didnt go on the death list.

I was nearly hit by a taxi after seeing X-Men at the cinema. My mate and I were crossing the road at a zebra crossing (in fact I think there were lights as well) and a taxi was waiting.

My mate got past, and then for some reason the driver decided the road was clear and put his foot down. When I was in front of him. He clipped my leg, then, as he drove off, opened his door and leaned out to give me abuse. Right fat fudger he was too, if it weren't for his seatbelt he'd have fallen out and I could've run over and kicked him in the shins.

So go and stand on a crowded train and like rub yourself up against someone or something

phi11ip wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> You've not had any in about 6 months. That one touch must have had
> you
> on the edge.
>
> [URL]http://www.displaycentre.co.uk/directory/images/vinyl_3_s70.jpg[/URL]
>
> This was placed at the scene shortly after the incident.

HAHAHAHAHA

Tell you what, as I walked down the stairs the thought crossed my mind that it was the most actions I'd had in months.

I cry

Wink wrote:
> Are we meant to know where Agryle Street is?

Not really, but it's like a main street in Glasgow. Not as if I just picked a random street somewhere.

English_Bloke wrote:
> You've not had any in about 6 months. That one touch must have had you
> on the edge.

[URL]http://www.displaycentre.co.uk/directory/images/vinyl_3_s70.jpg[/URL]

This was placed at the scene shortly after the incident.

Just reading the title of this made me wince.

She was alright.
I said woman but she a student in the library.

The guy in the car was far more scary.

You've not had any in about 6 months. That one touch must have had you on the edge.