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1 Hedfix - Each one of his posts is turned into a brick and dropped on his head.
2 Dringo - Gets a new pacemaker and explains to everyone it's the best one in the world and they should all get one until 3 days later the battery runs out and he implodes.
3 ßulle†† - Gets stabbed by Creepy in real life. Australian home-maker implicated too.
4 sweet Tooth - Is set-upon by rabid dentists with a mining drill.
5 Kawada - Keeps going into people's houses unannounced looking for ancient artifacts - finally some old farmer shoots him.
6 Lipe - Tries to recreate a mankind cage match on a greenhouse...
7 Vampyr - Follows a dummy girl over a cliff
8 lcarus - Buys a Sun PC which promptly explodes when he comes near it on drugs.
9 Cycloon - Is finally hunted down and shot by police. His goggles are kept in a museum.
10 Very_Metal - Dies of mercury poisoning. Gravestone "says here lies 'Metal Licker'".
11 gerrid - Explodes with pent-up sarcasm held back since 2003.
12 Wink - Dies in a collectables shop, is secretly buried in the comics zone.
13 FinalFantasyFanatic - Dies whilst m**********g, certainly was his 'final fantasy'.
14 Cong Man - Falls off a skyscraper
15 cookie monster - Is killed by many copies of 'St Elmo's Fire'. Big Bird said to be ecstatic.
16 rah - All that's found is a small pool of blood and the book 'Cat's Cradle'.
17 SHEEPY - Buggered to death by 'It's Not You It's Me' living up to his nation's stereotype.
18 Grix Thraves - Picks a fight with himself.
19 Pandaemonium - Is murdered by an overzealous policeman with a helmet superglued to his head.
20 Creepy - Is taken out by the bomb Bullet had just managed to plant.
21 mermoid - Is killed by the Hulk over 'spanish copyright issues'.
22 crossbob - Is arrested and executed for a murder he didn't commit, just before he dies everything goes 'slo-mo'.
23 Tiltawhirl - is torn apart by 'his dawgs'.
24 Clazon - Is arrested and sentenced to death under the new terrorist laws. Manages to escape and starts a commune in New York before becoming President of Cuba. Trips whilst leaving the stage and is impaled on a sickle.
25 monkey_man - Murdered by the BNP for stealing their women and taking their jobs.
26 Wardy_MoD - Turns into a mutant and sent on secret missions by the MoD - dies whilst making the secret MoD tea.
27 Blank - All record of his existence is erased and he dies, of lung cancer, a bankrupt communist dictator in the state of Texas.
28 phi11ip - Is forced to repeat the same five seconds of his life over and over until he dies. He was posting at the time.
29 gamesfreak - Is hunted down by Tilt's Dawg's.
30 Revo - Is killed the chinese monarch 'Wang'.
31 Tphi - Is consumed by mini inbred Hedfix's from another dimension.
32 Emitime - Is killed by a dyslexic Emu.
33 Surrealguy - Pick up the phone to find the receiver is a lobster which kills him.
34 mattributé - Is killed by a gothic version of himself who is sponsored by Memo's tarquil knife emporium.
35 Rickoss - Killed by pedantic soccer fans who like reading backwards.
36 English_Bloke - Crushed by a keystone.
37 munn - Killed by a bearded pair of runners. Onlookers are baffled.
38 Puddin' - Dies from bloodpoisoning after having 'keystone' tattooed on her back.
39 Chr1s - Becomes addicted to Elite and withers away.
40 fire-starter - Is runover by Keith Flint.
41 Kilgore Trout - Goes to Titan and never returns.
42 Coin - Shot after beating Eminem to death with LP's.
43 Niddle - Finally gets some money off his parents and dies of shock.
44 JFH - Comes to harm after Osama takes his name to mean 'Jihad for Hire'.
45 Ineedsleep - Dies of insomnia and sex.
46 cweek2000 - Doesn't vote for me, 'nuff said. :D
47 Bob_The_Moose - Is eaten by people with poor dictionary skills.
48 Goatboy - Buried in soggy letters by the WI.
49 It Is Not You Its Me - Catches something from Sheepy's bins after blowing his load.
50 Timmargh - Starts his own 'Lap travel' wheelchair service for women, all goes well til puddin' gets one of his vouchers.
51 Flock - Becomes the new Dali Lama and wages war on Scottish counter-strike players.
52 Nashbrains - Killed by one of his self-made bridges.
53 Paradox: - Drinks himself.
54 Chad Niga - Invaded by Nigeria.
55 Notorious Biggles - Gunned down by Two-pack Shaker.
56 The Hibernator - Gets cancer from too much sunbed use.
57 Strafio - Realises his name backwards is 'oifarts'. Dies of shame.
58 sPiKeCaSt - Casts a spike into a strong wind, is impaled.
59 satans little helper - Asks for a raise.
60 Whitestripes DX - Runover by a roadmarking vehicle.
61 Mav - Shredded by an aluminuim sabre-toothed tiger.
62 Reefer - Murdered by jim-hat's alter-ego.
63 or†ega - eaten by a gateor [sic]
64 RoJ - Eaten by an imaginary dragon
65 Silent Thunder - Electricuted by invisible lightning
66 Light - Get's killed by the bigbang as god gets confused.
67 Nimco - Garotted by Namco executives in a misunderstanding
68 MR.COATES - Murdered by a man in a Mac over a difference of opinion.
69 Lucy Jane - Carried up a skyscraper and dropped by an odd simian.
70 The Winster - Loses at russian roulette.
71 N64 Fan - Plays with C64 minus the '6'
72 SpongeBobSpermPants - Drowns in self.
73 Damarus - Is declared insane by backwards reading scientists. Sectioned for life.
74 Green Ferocity - Meets a rabid smurf and doesn't live to tell the tale.
75 Forza - User Banned! - Runover by Biggles.
76 AfroJoe - Poiusoned by excessive use of hairspray.
77 Lil Bro - Runover by lil ginge for breach of copyright
78 Mode - bumped of by the german owner of mo.de
2 Dringo - Gets a new pacemaker and explains to everyone it's the best one in the world and they should all get one until 3 days later the battery runs out and he implodes.
3 ßulle†† - Gets stabbed by Creepy in real life. Australian home-maker implicated too.
4 sweet Tooth - Is set-upon by rabid dentists with a mining drill.
5 Kawada - Keeps going into people's houses unannounced looking for ancient artifacts - finally some old farmer shoots him.
6 Lipe - Tries to recreate a mankind cage match on a greenhouse...
7 Vampyr - Follows a dummy girl over a cliff
8 lcarus - Buys a Sun PC which promptly explodes when he comes near it on drugs.
9 Cycloon - Is finally hunted down and shot by police. His goggles are kept in a museum.
10 Very_Metal - Dies of mercury poisoning. Gravestone "says here lies 'Metal Licker'".
11 gerrid - Explodes with pent-up sarcasm held back since 2003.
12 Wink - Dies in a collectables shop, is secretly buried in the comics zone.
13 FinalFantasyFanatic - Dies whilst m**********g, certainly was his 'final fantasy'.
14 Cong Man - Falls off a skyscraper
15 cookie monster - Is killed by many copies of 'St Elmo's Fire'. Big Bird said to be ecstatic.
16 rah - All that's found is a small pool of blood and the book 'Cat's Cradle'.
17 SHEEPY - Buggered to death by 'It's Not You It's Me' living up to his nation's stereotype.
18 Grix Thraves - Picks a fight with himself.
19 Pandaemonium - Is murdered by an overzealous policeman with a helmet superglued to his head.
20 Creepy - Is taken out by the bomb Bullet had just managed to plant.
21 mermoid - Is killed by the Hulk over 'spanish copyright issues'.
22 crossbob - Is arrested and executed for a murder he didn't commit, just before he dies everything goes 'slo-mo'.
23 Tiltawhirl - is torn apart by 'his dawgs'.
24 Clazon - Is arrested and sentenced to death under the new terrorist laws. Manages to escape and starts a commune in New York before becoming President of Cuba. Trips whilst leaving the stage and is impaled on a sickle.
25 monkey_man - Murdered by the BNP for stealing their women and taking their jobs.
26 Wardy_MoD - Turns into a mutant and sent on secret missions by the MoD - dies whilst making the secret MoD tea.
27 Blank - All record of his existence is erased and he dies, of lung cancer, a bankrupt communist dictator in the state of Texas.
28 phi11ip - Is forced to repeat the same five seconds of his life over and over until he dies. He was posting at the time.
29 gamesfreak - Is hunted down by Tilt's Dawg's.
30 Revo - Is killed the chinese monarch 'Wang'.
31 Tphi - Is consumed by mini inbred Hedfix's from another dimension.
32 Emitime - Is killed by a dyslexic Emu.
33 Surrealguy - Pick up the phone to find the receiver is a lobster which kills him.
34 mattributé - Is killed by a gothic version of himself who is sponsored by Memo's tarquil knife emporium.
35 Rickoss - Killed by pedantic soccer fans who like reading backwards.
36 English_Bloke - Crushed by a keystone.
37 munn - Killed by a bearded pair of runners. Onlookers are baffled.
38 Puddin' - Dies from bloodpoisoning after having 'keystone' tattooed on her back.
39 Chr1s - Becomes addicted to Elite and withers away.
40 fire-starter - Is runover by Keith Flint.
41 Kilgore Trout - Goes to Titan and never returns.
42 Coin - Shot after beating Eminem to death with LP's.
43 Niddle - Finally gets some money off his parents and dies of shock.
44 JFH - Comes to harm after Osama takes his name to mean 'Jihad for Hire'.
45 Ineedsleep - Dies of insomnia and sex.
46 cweek2000 - Doesn't vote for me, 'nuff said. :D
47 Bob_The_Moose - Is eaten by people with poor dictionary skills.
48 Goatboy - Buried in soggy letters by the WI.
49 It Is Not You Its Me - Catches something from Sheepy's bins after blowing his load.
50 Timmargh - Starts his own 'Lap travel' wheelchair service for women, all goes well til puddin' gets one of his vouchers.
51 Flock - Becomes the new Dali Lama and wages war on Scottish counter-strike players.
52 Nashbrains - Killed by one of his self-made bridges.
53 Paradox: - Drinks himself.
54 Chad Niga - Invaded by Nigeria.
55 Notorious Biggles - Gunned down by Two-pack Shaker.
56 The Hibernator - Gets cancer from too much sunbed use.
57 Strafio - Realises his name backwards is 'oifarts'. Dies of shame.
58 sPiKeCaSt - Casts a spike into a strong wind, is impaled.
59 satans little helper - Asks for a raise.
60 Whitestripes DX - Runover by a roadmarking vehicle.
61 Mav - Shredded by an aluminuim sabre-toothed tiger.
62 Reefer - Murdered by jim-hat's alter-ego.
63 or†ega - eaten by a gateor [sic]
64 RoJ - Eaten by an imaginary dragon
65 Silent Thunder - Electricuted by invisible lightning
66 Light - Get's killed by the bigbang as god gets confused.
67 Nimco - Garotted by Namco executives in a misunderstanding
68 MR.COATES - Murdered by a man in a Mac over a difference of opinion.
69 Lucy Jane - Carried up a skyscraper and dropped by an odd simian.
70 The Winster - Loses at russian roulette.
71 N64 Fan - Plays with C64 minus the '6'
72 SpongeBobSpermPants - Drowns in self.
73 Damarus - Is declared insane by backwards reading scientists. Sectioned for life.
74 Green Ferocity - Meets a rabid smurf and doesn't live to tell the tale.
75 Forza - User Banned! - Runover by Biggles.
76 AfroJoe - Poiusoned by excessive use of hairspray.
77 Lil Bro - Runover by lil ginge for breach of copyright
78 Mode - bumped of by the german owner of mo.de
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1 Hedfix - Each one of his posts is turned into a brick and dropped on his head.
2 Dringo - Gets a new pacemaker and explains to everyone it's the best one in the world and they should all get one until 3 days later the battery runs out and he implodes.
3 ßulle†† - Gets stabbed by Creepy in real life. Australian home-maker implicated too.
4 sweet Tooth - Is set-upon by rabid dentists with a mining drill.
5 Kawada - Keeps going into people's houses unannounced looking for ancient artifacts - finally some old farmer shoots him.
6 Lipe - Tries to recreate a mankind cage match on a greenhouse...
7 Vampyr - Follows a dummy girl over a cliff
8 lcarus - Buys a Sun PC which promptly explodes when he comes near it on drugs.
9 Cycloon - Is finally hunted down and shot by police. His goggles are kept in a museum.
10 Very_Metal - Dies of mercury poisoning. Gravestone "says here lies 'Metal Licker'".
11 gerrid - Explodes with pent-up sarcasm held back since 2003.
12 Wink - Dies in a collectables shop, is secretly buried in the comics zone.
13 FinalFantasyFanatic - Dies whilst m**********g, certainly was his 'final fantasy'.
14 Cong Man - Falls off a skyscraper
15 cookie monster - Is killed by many copies of 'St Elmo's Fire'. Big Bird said to be ecstatic.
16 rah - All that's found is a small pool of blood and the book 'Cat's Cradle'.
17 SHEEPY - Buggered to death by 'It's Not You It's Me' living up to his nation's stereotype.
18 Grix Thraves - Picks a fight with himself.
19 Pandaemonium - Is murdered by an overzealous policeman with a helmet superglued to his head.
20 Creepy - Is taken out by the bomb Bullet had just managed to plant.
21 mermoid - Is killed by the Hulk over 'spanish copyright issues'.
22 crossbob - Is arrested and executed for a murder he didn't commit, just before he dies everything goes 'slo-mo'.
23 Tiltawhirl - is torn apart by 'his dawgs'.
24 Clazon - Is arrested and sentenced to death under the new terrorist laws. Manages to escape and starts a commune in New York before becoming President of Cuba. Trips whilst leaving the stage and is impaled on a sickle.
25 monkey_man - Murdered by the BNP for stealing their women and taking their jobs.
26 Wardy_MoD - Turns into a mutant and sent on secret missions by the MoD - dies whilst making the secret MoD tea.
27 Blank - All record of his existence is erased and he dies, of lung cancer, a bankrupt communist dictator in the state of Texas.
28 phi11ip - Is forced to repeat the same five seconds of his life over and over until he dies. He was posting at the time.
29 gamesfreak - Is hunted down by Tilt's Dawg's.
30 Revo - Is killed the chinese monarch 'Wang'.
31 Tphi - Is consumed by mini inbred Hedfix's from another dimension.
32 Emitime - Is killed by a dyslexic Emu.
33 Surrealguy - Pick up the phone to find the receiver is a lobster which kills him.
34 mattributé - Is killed by a gothic version of himself who is sponsored by Memo's tarquil knife emporium.
35 Rickoss - Killed by pedantic soccer fans who like reading backwards.
36 English_Bloke - Crushed by a keystone.
37 munn - Killed by a bearded pair of runners. Onlookers are baffled.
38 Puddin' - Dies from bloodpoisoning after having 'keystone' tattooed on her back.
39 Chr1s - Becomes addicted to Elite and withers away.
40 fire-starter - Is runover by Keith Flint.
41 Kilgore Trout - Goes to Titan and never returns.
42 Coin - Shot after beating Eminem to death with LP's.
43 Niddle - Finally gets some money off his parents and dies of shock.
44 JFH - Comes to harm after Osama takes his name to mean 'Jihad for Hire'.
45 Ineedsleep - Dies of insomnia and sex.
46 cweek2000 - Doesn't vote for me, 'nuff said. :D
47 Bob_The_Moose - Is eaten by people with poor dictionary skills.
48 Goatboy - Buried in soggy letters by the WI.
49 It Is Not You Its Me - Catches something from Sheepy's bins after blowing his load.
50 Timmargh - Starts his own 'Lap travel' wheelchair service for women, all goes well til puddin' gets one of his vouchers.
51 Flock - Becomes the new Dali Lama and wages war on Scottish counter-strike players.
52 Nashbrains - Killed by one of his self-made bridges.
53 Paradox: - Drinks himself.
54 Chad Niga - Invaded by Nigeria.
55 Notorious Biggles - Gunned down by Two-pack Shaker.
56 The Hibernator - Gets cancer from too much sunbed use.
57 Strafio - Realises his name backwards is 'oifarts'. Dies of shame.
58 sPiKeCaSt - Casts a spike into a strong wind, is impaled.
59 satans little helper - Asks for a raise.
60 Whitestripes DX - Runover by a roadmarking vehicle.
61 Mav - Shredded by an aluminuim sabre-toothed tiger.
62 Reefer - Murdered by jim-hat's alter-ego.
63 or†ega - eaten by a gateor [sic]
64 RoJ - Eaten by an imaginary dragon
65 Silent Thunder - Electricuted by invisible lightning
66 Light - Get's killed by the bigbang as god gets confused.
67 Nimco - Garotted by Namco executives in a misunderstanding
68 MR.COATES - Murdered by a man in a Mac over a difference of opinion.
69 Lucy Jane - Carried up a skyscraper and dropped by an odd simian.
70 The Winster - Loses at russian roulette.
71 N64 Fan - Plays with C64 minus the '6'
72 SpongeBobSpermPants - Drowns in self.
73 Damarus - Is declared insane by backwards reading scientists. Sectioned for life.
74 Green Ferocity - Meets a rabid smurf and doesn't live to tell the tale.
75 Forza - User Banned! - Runover by Biggles.
76 AfroJoe - Poiusoned by excessive use of hairspray.
77 Lil Bro - Runover by lil ginge for breach of copyright
78 Mode - bumped of by the german owner of mo.de
2 Dringo - Gets a new pacemaker and explains to everyone it's the best one in the world and they should all get one until 3 days later the battery runs out and he implodes.
3 ßulle†† - Gets stabbed by Creepy in real life. Australian home-maker implicated too.
4 sweet Tooth - Is set-upon by rabid dentists with a mining drill.
5 Kawada - Keeps going into people's houses unannounced looking for ancient artifacts - finally some old farmer shoots him.
6 Lipe - Tries to recreate a mankind cage match on a greenhouse...
7 Vampyr - Follows a dummy girl over a cliff
8 lcarus - Buys a Sun PC which promptly explodes when he comes near it on drugs.
9 Cycloon - Is finally hunted down and shot by police. His goggles are kept in a museum.
10 Very_Metal - Dies of mercury poisoning. Gravestone "says here lies 'Metal Licker'".
11 gerrid - Explodes with pent-up sarcasm held back since 2003.
12 Wink - Dies in a collectables shop, is secretly buried in the comics zone.
13 FinalFantasyFanatic - Dies whilst m**********g, certainly was his 'final fantasy'.
14 Cong Man - Falls off a skyscraper
15 cookie monster - Is killed by many copies of 'St Elmo's Fire'. Big Bird said to be ecstatic.
16 rah - All that's found is a small pool of blood and the book 'Cat's Cradle'.
17 SHEEPY - Buggered to death by 'It's Not You It's Me' living up to his nation's stereotype.
18 Grix Thraves - Picks a fight with himself.
19 Pandaemonium - Is murdered by an overzealous policeman with a helmet superglued to his head.
20 Creepy - Is taken out by the bomb Bullet had just managed to plant.
21 mermoid - Is killed by the Hulk over 'spanish copyright issues'.
22 crossbob - Is arrested and executed for a murder he didn't commit, just before he dies everything goes 'slo-mo'.
23 Tiltawhirl - is torn apart by 'his dawgs'.
24 Clazon - Is arrested and sentenced to death under the new terrorist laws. Manages to escape and starts a commune in New York before becoming President of Cuba. Trips whilst leaving the stage and is impaled on a sickle.
25 monkey_man - Murdered by the BNP for stealing their women and taking their jobs.
26 Wardy_MoD - Turns into a mutant and sent on secret missions by the MoD - dies whilst making the secret MoD tea.
27 Blank - All record of his existence is erased and he dies, of lung cancer, a bankrupt communist dictator in the state of Texas.
28 phi11ip - Is forced to repeat the same five seconds of his life over and over until he dies. He was posting at the time.
29 gamesfreak - Is hunted down by Tilt's Dawg's.
30 Revo - Is killed the chinese monarch 'Wang'.
31 Tphi - Is consumed by mini inbred Hedfix's from another dimension.
32 Emitime - Is killed by a dyslexic Emu.
33 Surrealguy - Pick up the phone to find the receiver is a lobster which kills him.
34 mattributé - Is killed by a gothic version of himself who is sponsored by Memo's tarquil knife emporium.
35 Rickoss - Killed by pedantic soccer fans who like reading backwards.
36 English_Bloke - Crushed by a keystone.
37 munn - Killed by a bearded pair of runners. Onlookers are baffled.
38 Puddin' - Dies from bloodpoisoning after having 'keystone' tattooed on her back.
39 Chr1s - Becomes addicted to Elite and withers away.
40 fire-starter - Is runover by Keith Flint.
41 Kilgore Trout - Goes to Titan and never returns.
42 Coin - Shot after beating Eminem to death with LP's.
43 Niddle - Finally gets some money off his parents and dies of shock.
44 JFH - Comes to harm after Osama takes his name to mean 'Jihad for Hire'.
45 Ineedsleep - Dies of insomnia and sex.
46 cweek2000 - Doesn't vote for me, 'nuff said. :D
47 Bob_The_Moose - Is eaten by people with poor dictionary skills.
48 Goatboy - Buried in soggy letters by the WI.
49 It Is Not You Its Me - Catches something from Sheepy's bins after blowing his load.
50 Timmargh - Starts his own 'Lap travel' wheelchair service for women, all goes well til puddin' gets one of his vouchers.
51 Flock - Becomes the new Dali Lama and wages war on Scottish counter-strike players.
52 Nashbrains - Killed by one of his self-made bridges.
53 Paradox: - Drinks himself.
54 Chad Niga - Invaded by Nigeria.
55 Notorious Biggles - Gunned down by Two-pack Shaker.
56 The Hibernator - Gets cancer from too much sunbed use.
57 Strafio - Realises his name backwards is 'oifarts'. Dies of shame.
58 sPiKeCaSt - Casts a spike into a strong wind, is impaled.
59 satans little helper - Asks for a raise.
60 Whitestripes DX - Runover by a roadmarking vehicle.
61 Mav - Shredded by an aluminuim sabre-toothed tiger.
62 Reefer - Murdered by jim-hat's alter-ego.
63 or†ega - eaten by a gateor [sic]
64 RoJ - Eaten by an imaginary dragon
65 Silent Thunder - Electricuted by invisible lightning
66 Light - Get's killed by the bigbang as god gets confused.
67 Nimco - Garotted by Namco executives in a misunderstanding
68 MR.COATES - Murdered by a man in a Mac over a difference of opinion.
69 Lucy Jane - Carried up a skyscraper and dropped by an odd simian.
70 The Winster - Loses at russian roulette.
71 N64 Fan - Plays with C64 minus the '6'
72 SpongeBobSpermPants - Drowns in self.
73 Damarus - Is declared insane by backwards reading scientists. Sectioned for life.
74 Green Ferocity - Meets a rabid smurf and doesn't live to tell the tale.
75 Forza - User Banned! - Runover by Biggles.
76 AfroJoe - Poiusoned by excessive use of hairspray.
77 Lil Bro - Runover by lil ginge for breach of copyright
78 Mode - bumped of by the german owner of mo.de
:' )
You really do have much time on your hands... I was amused though.
Hedfix wrote:
> 14 Cong Man - Falls off a skyscraper
>
> 69 Lucy Jane - Carried up a skyscraper and dropped by an odd simian.
Fantastic. Good work young man.
> 14 Cong Man - Falls off a skyscraper
>
> 69 Lucy Jane - Carried up a skyscraper and dropped by an odd simian.
Fantastic. Good work young man.
You have made my day Hedfix, very amusing. If I hadn't already voted for E.B, I would be voting for you now. But why would I get run over by Keith Flint? Oh, for breach of copyright...
I remember doing one of these with gerrid.
Ah, good times.
Ah, good times.
Chipseh - Dies of nostalgia
I don't get mine
I don't get mine :(
INUIM's welsh. :)
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