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My fellow friends! How are you? Did that scab clear up? Was it a scab? Excellent. I just wanted to let you know that my filmy review website, conveniently located at the natty address of http://www.theshiznit.co.uk/home.php (proles can [URL]http://www.theshiznit.co.uk/home.php[/URL]) is nearing the final straight, is shaping up to hit a home run, and is struggling to come up with more metaphors which mean that it's nearly finished. Ignore the crap on the front page at the moment, and there's still more changes to be made, but it's just about done. Read the articles if you like. Or not, whatever.
How does this concern you and your scab? Well, even though my mad writing skillz are enough to maker David Gibbon's eyes explode and his head implode, I need your help. See, I like going to the cinema, and I like buying DVDs, but even so, I never watch all the films I really wanna see. And if I want this site to a be genuine hub (God, I can't believe I just honestly used the word 'hub' in a sentence) then I want it to be a pretty complete affair. So this means I want you to write reviews for me, and if they're good enough, I'll stick em up and literally 9 people might read them. 14 people, if the site gets popular (by then I'll have got bored and will have probably started to skateboard again).
Think you've got what it takes to survive in the choppy waters of pretend movie journalism? Can you spell 'cinematography'? Do you know what it means? Really? Could you tell me? Drop me an email and do so, and hey, maybe attach one of your amazing movie reviews so I can have a goosey and laugh at your fat-handed word guzzle.
E-mail address is reviews at theshiznit dot co dot uk
In all seriousness boys, girls and the scab-infested, I want this site to be a nice little success, even if I'm not pinning my entire life's hopes and dreams on it (well, maybe a little bit) so if anyone's up for a little bit of writing on the side with the tiniest possibility of having other people read it, then go for your guns and send me an email. I can't guarantee I'll use it, but I will read it and reply. Judging from the writing capabilities of most of the people on these forums, I'll be using a fair few. And you don't have to have Stephen Fry levels of wit (or even have to be gay), just able to know what you like and have the ability to not sound like a snivelling little Paul Ross, writing what the other mags told you to say. Paul Ross can eat his whole head.
Hope to hear from you soon, don't hesitate to get in touch, muchachos.
How does this concern you and your scab? Well, even though my mad writing skillz are enough to maker David Gibbon's eyes explode and his head implode, I need your help. See, I like going to the cinema, and I like buying DVDs, but even so, I never watch all the films I really wanna see. And if I want this site to a be genuine hub (God, I can't believe I just honestly used the word 'hub' in a sentence) then I want it to be a pretty complete affair. So this means I want you to write reviews for me, and if they're good enough, I'll stick em up and literally 9 people might read them. 14 people, if the site gets popular (by then I'll have got bored and will have probably started to skateboard again).
Think you've got what it takes to survive in the choppy waters of pretend movie journalism? Can you spell 'cinematography'? Do you know what it means? Really? Could you tell me? Drop me an email and do so, and hey, maybe attach one of your amazing movie reviews so I can have a goosey and laugh at your fat-handed word guzzle.
E-mail address is reviews at theshiznit dot co dot uk
In all seriousness boys, girls and the scab-infested, I want this site to be a nice little success, even if I'm not pinning my entire life's hopes and dreams on it (well, maybe a little bit) so if anyone's up for a little bit of writing on the side with the tiniest possibility of having other people read it, then go for your guns and send me an email. I can't guarantee I'll use it, but I will read it and reply. Judging from the writing capabilities of most of the people on these forums, I'll be using a fair few. And you don't have to have Stephen Fry levels of wit (or even have to be gay), just able to know what you like and have the ability to not sound like a snivelling little Paul Ross, writing what the other mags told you to say. Paul Ross can eat his whole head.
Hope to hear from you soon, don't hesitate to get in touch, muchachos.
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Fair enough guv'. Can I do a follow up entitled "Articles I haven't written this week because Snuggly wouldn't let me"?
Can I do articles entitled : talentless pretty faced ho' that will be gone within 6 months, but I'd really like to kick her back door in.
No.
Can I do a follow up entitled "Goatboy articles I haven't read this week"?
All except Alexander, which was also Light's. Quite willing to accept other peoples' stuff though, I can't keep it updated by myself.
Goaty has agreed to do a weekly bit too, 'Movies I haven't seen this week' where he casts his rye eye (oh Jesus help me) over the week's new releases, which he doesn't intend to watch and doesn't care what they're about.
Goaty has agreed to do a weekly bit too, 'Movies I haven't seen this week' where he casts his rye eye (oh Jesus help me) over the week's new releases, which he doesn't intend to watch and doesn't care what they're about.
Nice. Are they all yours up to now?
Sure sure, I'm not really fussed about how fresh and toasty the reviews are, I don't have the capacity to keep it updated day after day after day. Light's just done a Hero review which'll go up soon.
Mr Snuggly wrote:
> Go for it. One of the best films I saw last year, actually.
Ah, didn't know you'd seen it. If you'd like a review, I'll only be able to do it in a couple of weeks - couple of coursework deadlines coming up. I could write one after that though.
> Go for it. One of the best films I saw last year, actually.
Ah, didn't know you'd seen it. If you'd like a review, I'll only be able to do it in a couple of weeks - couple of coursework deadlines coming up. I could write one after that though.
*cough*
Ooh look, some updates!
I won't rest until everyone's seen it
[URL]http://www.theshiznit.co.uk/home.php[/URL]
Ooh look, some updates!
I won't rest until everyone's seen it
[URL]http://www.theshiznit.co.uk/home.php[/URL]
Just seen it. Fantastic and a whole lot better than saving private ryan. Some of the battle scenes were truly astonishing. As was the 2 brothers relationship throughtout the film. Soo good!
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