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"Name Changing"

After reading the Cheating! thread, I have decided to reconsider my name, as it unsurprisingly makes many people expect me to be surreal in writing, not an easy task when engaging in pointless and nonsensical banter ( I love it). So, any suggestions are more than welcome, as I have very little inspiration when it comes to names.

Please do not abuse this thread. Thank'ee koindly.

Dear Englisch_Blork,

Thank-you for your time.
Your existence will no longer be required.

You have 28 days, plus any time held in customs, to remove your fase from your body and get the hell off my turf.

That will be that.












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Dear Englisch_Blork,

We're quite confused now.
Be it in the form of one:

Micky 'the finger' Bosen, esq. III M.D.

Or one:

Andrew "Rooster" McFerrem Jr.

Or even two of them, this issue stays firm-oil-lee unresolvent.
Sorry to have wasted your time, your batteries, or your mother's inno-cents.

Perhaps, with further debate and, perhaps, SOME FRIKKIN' SLEEP YOU FRIKKIN' MORON this issue will, in fact, become not longer an issue. Maybe a wasp, or some kind of rare fungus infection.

Either way, we re-maine your and only yours (if everuyone else is also you) quite positively this time,
Mary "the feaces plane" Jane, cheif editor of OH MY GOD! A BEETLE! bimonthueuely magazine.

No lube?

Pfft

Dear Englisch_Blork,

After proof-readinsk (quite pooly) the previous correspon-dance, it has cum to our utmost attention that, in fact, we appear to be the under signed - one Micky 'the finger' Bosen, esq. III M.D.

This has yet to be confirmed by thrid-paarrrTAY sauces, who may or may not be also us. Which would be nice.

Anywho jinksy, off we pip.

Yours, signerifically, named and dated,
Andrew "Rooster" McFerrem Jr.

Dear Englisch_Blork,

After havingsk a lengthy conference in Zurich, and several mass debates in hotel rooms, swimming pools, park bushes etc etc, we (the party, possibly containining one or more persons, some of whom contained in one or more person) have no idea whasoever.

We are very sorry if this causes you concern.
We offfffer our congratulationisks if this pleases you.

EITHER WAY, you will be sent a box of tissues, use them as you require. Thanks mate, nice one geez.

Yours, retrospectively,
Micky 'the finger' Bosen, esq. III M.D.

*Cough*

Which means...Pick A

Er ... can I confer?

Who are you?

I'm never on MSN.
No-one cares :' (

I'll go on tomorrow.
Lucky yous.

*Sniff*

You hurt me, Timmargh. You're never on MSN!

*Cries*

Notability changed you!