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Right then, this is just a topic so I have an idea of who thinks cheats should win games at gameaday, I know there is not much we can do but I would be interested to find out who thinks what on this matter?
I believe that every cheat submitted is copied from somewhere else, whether it be a magazine or website, why if the information is copied should it win?
Let me know
Thanks
er-no
I believe that every cheat submitted is copied from somewhere else, whether it be a magazine or website, why if the information is copied should it win?
Let me know
Thanks
er-no
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It'll work.
Trust Goatboy.
I know things.
Trust Goatboy.
I know things.
nope, sticking to my idea, she said she'll come around later, but hey 'Maybe Tomorrow' I will try your plan...
er-no wrote:
> yes...um thats great..maybe I will go with my idea... now back to
> gaming..
Nah. (remembers Upwire talking about Silverback gorillas stomping about)
Take some friendly advice from me and Shanksy. We know stuff.
When she comes round, have Lionel Ritchie playing on the stereo.Nothing says "Hey baby" more than the Soul King.
Have candles EVERYWHERE.
Wear a silk kimono and have a cigarette in one of those plastic holders.
Offer her some cider.
Slip in a DVD (you know which one so I won't say it).
Get a waterbed, they impress ladies.
Bring out the "sensual massage oil".
Spill it all over the couch and say "Damn,let's watch this in my room instead"
Ignore the bumps and giggles from your wardrobe, it will not be me and Shanks peeking through knotholes.
But, most of all, the prime rule:
Shut the dog out, nothing more offputting than a dog staring at you, head to one side and softly woofing.
> yes...um thats great..maybe I will go with my idea... now back to
> gaming..
Nah. (remembers Upwire talking about Silverback gorillas stomping about)
Take some friendly advice from me and Shanksy. We know stuff.
When she comes round, have Lionel Ritchie playing on the stereo.Nothing says "Hey baby" more than the Soul King.
Have candles EVERYWHERE.
Wear a silk kimono and have a cigarette in one of those plastic holders.
Offer her some cider.
Slip in a DVD (you know which one so I won't say it).
Get a waterbed, they impress ladies.
Bring out the "sensual massage oil".
Spill it all over the couch and say "Damn,let's watch this in my room instead"
Ignore the bumps and giggles from your wardrobe, it will not be me and Shanks peeking through knotholes.
But, most of all, the prime rule:
Shut the dog out, nothing more offputting than a dog staring at you, head to one side and softly woofing.
Goatboy wrote:
Dad?
Mum?
Dad?
Mum?
Armatige Shanks wrote:
> If I werer you Er-No.. I'd let her know the score as soon as she
> walks through the door...
She'll have a portion of chips (small,
> cos shes a lady) and no pinching from my bag neither.
If shes a
> real looker I might splash out on a portion of curry sauce, although
> it does tend to make the breath wiff a bit, so its best if you give
> yourself the biggest portion, since then your mouth will be full of
> the stuff and you wont notce if shes pongs a bit from it too.
>
Then its off down to the local 7-11 for a six pack of falcon
> larger (1.99 for 6 12% alcahole). She might be sick after a couple
> of tins... However the curry sauce will largly mask the smell and
> taste. (tip - I find its best to spit out any bits and chunks you
> get from her mouth).
Theres no better way to finish the evening
> off than with a fag or two. Make sure you get royals, since you'll
> get 25 in a packet for the same price as 20 of any other ciggie...
> which means you wont have lost too much on the fag you give to her
> (although you could pretent not to have any of your own, and nab one
> or tow off her... one to smoke now... another two to smoke
> later)
Dad?
> If I werer you Er-No.. I'd let her know the score as soon as she
> walks through the door...
She'll have a portion of chips (small,
> cos shes a lady) and no pinching from my bag neither.
If shes a
> real looker I might splash out on a portion of curry sauce, although
> it does tend to make the breath wiff a bit, so its best if you give
> yourself the biggest portion, since then your mouth will be full of
> the stuff and you wont notce if shes pongs a bit from it too.
>
Then its off down to the local 7-11 for a six pack of falcon
> larger (1.99 for 6 12% alcahole). She might be sick after a couple
> of tins... However the curry sauce will largly mask the smell and
> taste. (tip - I find its best to spit out any bits and chunks you
> get from her mouth).
Theres no better way to finish the evening
> off than with a fag or two. Make sure you get royals, since you'll
> get 25 in a packet for the same price as 20 of any other ciggie...
> which means you wont have lost too much on the fag you give to her
> (although you could pretent not to have any of your own, and nab one
> or tow off her... one to smoke now... another two to smoke
> later)
Dad?
yes...um thats great..maybe I will go with my idea... now back to gaming..
If I werer you Er-No.. I'd let her know the score as soon as she walks through the door...
She'll have a portion of chips (small, cos shes a lady) and no pinching from my bag neither.
If shes a real looker I might splash out on a portion of curry sauce, although it does tend to make the breath wiff a bit, so its best if you give yourself the biggest portion, since then your mouth will be full of the stuff and you wont notce if shes pongs a bit from it too.
Then its off down to the local 7-11 for a six pack of falcon larger (1.99 for 6 12% alcahole). She might be sick after a couple of tins... However the curry sauce will largly mask the smell and taste. (tip - I find its best to spit out any bits and chunks you get from her mouth).
Theres no better way to finish the evening off than with a fag or two. Make sure you get royals, since you'll get 25 in a packet for the same price as 20 of any other ciggie... which means you wont have lost too much on the fag you give to her (although you could pretent not to have any of your own, and nab one or tow off her... one to smoke now... another two to smoke later)
She'll have a portion of chips (small, cos shes a lady) and no pinching from my bag neither.
If shes a real looker I might splash out on a portion of curry sauce, although it does tend to make the breath wiff a bit, so its best if you give yourself the biggest portion, since then your mouth will be full of the stuff and you wont notce if shes pongs a bit from it too.
Then its off down to the local 7-11 for a six pack of falcon larger (1.99 for 6 12% alcahole). She might be sick after a couple of tins... However the curry sauce will largly mask the smell and taste. (tip - I find its best to spit out any bits and chunks you get from her mouth).
Theres no better way to finish the evening off than with a fag or two. Make sure you get royals, since you'll get 25 in a packet for the same price as 20 of any other ciggie... which means you wont have lost too much on the fag you give to her (although you could pretent not to have any of your own, and nab one or tow off her... one to smoke now... another two to smoke later)
opps, that wasn't meant to sound like that Goatboy, see how you are the only one to read it like that...
:-|
:-|
er-no wrote:
> Nope, she comes,
GET IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> Nope, she comes,
GET IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nope, she comes, we go to an expensive restaurent in London (Blue Elepant in Putney), then we go back to mine, watch a movie (DVD) then I walk her home....
that's all...
that's all...
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