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"Can you Milk A Cat?"

Was just watching the advert for Crunchy Nut Clusters and the man goes oh no forgot the milk and then the cat meows. His friends looks round and then goes can you milk a cat and it made me wonder can you?

You can, but why bother?

Drink straight from the nip, cut out the middle man.

I don't know about a cat but according to the simpsons you can get milk from a mole as Mr Burns proved :/

Cool!

They mentioned it in 'Meet the Parents' and a little bit in 'Meet the Fockers'

FFF I was just asking coz I saw the advert!

*curls into a cramp-riddled ball of hysterics*
you poor child, crossbob, get some help.

innocence at its peak
bless

Ask your mum.

What do you think it would taste like?

Seems like a rather sick thing to do, but I don't see why it can't be done.

Yes.

Yes you can. Make sure you ask its owner for permission first. I'm sure they'll be happy for you to do it.