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"Life Begins at 40?"

Happy birthday to me happy birthday to me! :-) OK so its my birthday today, and I hear that life should begin for me today? can anyone tell me what I can look forward to now that I have reached this massive age lol or is it as bad as I feared? am I really the OLDEST person on the forum?

Kev

There's a nurse in my work who must be early/mid thirties.

My my, she distracts me from my work. Too bad every other nurse is fat, obnoxious and ugly.

slimboyslik wrote:
> Mate your birds may be nice but they are ready to crumble its all
> about my age girls 13-14 though I doubt you like girls that age plus
> at my age you can get a girl pregnant and not care. At your age
> you've got commitments

There is not one part of that that didn't make me laugh

Ok just back from my first weekend away as a dirty old man (40) and took my wife who is in her 30s with me! I thought that was a good idea!? and it surely was!! any how I can now confirm that a woman in her 30s has an insatiable craving for all things good,i.e. party animal! drink! shopping and all the trimmings that go with a dirty weekend away without the kids or dogs! this has already been mentioned on this thread, but I can say without doubt now that being 40 is GOOD! and having a wife in her 30s is fantastic!

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hahahaha

Mate your birds may be nice but they are ready to crumble its all about my age girls 13-14 though I doubt you like girls that age plus at my age you can get a girl pregnant and not care. At your age you've got commitments

I got some Simpsons socks for Christmas. Good old Grandma. So yes, older women are good.

Wardy_MoD wrote:
> Life begins at 40 because you are getting too old and noone wants to
> screw you anymore, thatswhy you have to find other ways to make your
> life exciting and thats why they say life begins at 40 because you
> start discovering things that you could never be bothered to look for
> before
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Hahahahahahaha.
I'm 31 and have had more women in the past couple years than you'd believe, and have zero intention of stopping.
Here's a fact - teen girls are incredibly, incredibly boring and for the most part naive dolls. No experience of life, don't have a clue who they are or what they want. Early twenties is pretty much the same, just with the assumption they're adult. But the myth of women hitting their prime at 30 is true, trust me kid - I've been with 30yr+ that would blow your Simpsons socks off.
So continue quaffing hooch and bacardi breezers and have your tedious sticky fumblings in car-parks at midnight - leave the fun stuff to the grownups.

i never want to turn forty i mean come on im a slim, speedy guy. I dont have to watch what I eat. I like my friends when I grow up i'll know i'll lose them.

I'm 30 this year. Gotta say that this is the first time in my life I've felt a glimmer of happiness and contentment. I think teenaged years and early 20's seem to be about p!ssing about and having as much of a laugh as possible. Whereas all the time after that is about doing EXACTLY the same thing, but knowing when to present a sane face to the world.