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The oppurtunity you've secretly wanted all these years...or maybe you haven't...the point remains the same
Write a list of the 10 people in the world, currently living, that you would most like to kill/be killed.
You never know your luck....
Write a list of the 10 people in the world, currently living, that you would most like to kill/be killed.
You never know your luck....
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Jon $m!th wrote:
> Via-torala wrote:
> He's a to**er.
>
> A toddler? without a second d...
Awww sweet, you do try don't you?
> Via-torala wrote:
> He's a to**er.
>
> A toddler? without a second d...
Awww sweet, you do try don't you?
RoJ wrote:
> The bones will disintegrate and fall to the bottom.
Bone wouldn't disintegrate in water.
> The bones will disintegrate and fall to the bottom.
Bone wouldn't disintegrate in water.
I'm just giving you a nice friendly tutorial Jon.
Via-torala wrote:
> He's a to**er.
A toddler? without a second d...
> He's a to**er.
A toddler? without a second d...
RoJ wrote:
> Jon $m!th wrote:
> I don't think so no...oh wait...I get it! You're taking me to
> Ireland? I'll pick you up at around 12?
>
> No, this is how it goes.
>
> Stage 1: Rounding up the crew
>
> I call up the lads on their mobiles and tell them the situation and
> who the mark is, including the relevant information - routines, where
> they live, their personal life, little details like whether they are
> a creature of habit or not etc. All this recon has been done
> previously by contacts - trustworthy contacts, ot by yourself.
> Better by yourelf, no weak links in the chain.
>
> Stage 2: Picking up the mark
>
> The crew and I go to the mark's place of residence or DAP (Designated
> Abduction Point) this may be somewhere on their route to work, for
> instance. Somewhere nice and quiet. Not going to go into abduction
> details, but generally hit them over the head with a cosh when they
> comeout the front door. Depends where they live. Good to do this at
> night and load them into the car boot.
> Do this in a crap car, as you'll see whay later on.
>
> Stage 3: Disposal
>
> Usually something nice and quick, we live in a civilised society
> after all. But if the employers request a bit of torture you have to
> comply. Classin film methods here, plus some of our own stuff. You
> can do a lot of things to a mans penis with a cheese grater.
> After the mark is dead you have to dispose of it. This is the
> hardest part.
> You have a few options:
>
> Burn - Not a good one (smell)
>
> Bury - Decent, provided its done well, with a bit of quicklime.
>
> Feed to pigs - I'm not Brick Top, so no.
>
> The IDecent Irish way - Take the body and bring it to a small grown
> over lake. Slice a hole in the belly so the body will sink. Weight
> it down as well. Bring it to a bunch of reeds growing slightly
> offshore and sink it. THe body will rote and the pike will eat the
> flesh. The bones will disintegrate and fall to the bottom.
>
> IRA way - bury in a bog or something, somewhere remote. Dismember
> for extra confusion. Bogs preserve bodies though, so I wouldn't do
> this.
>
> Stage 4: Afterwards
>
> Sort out your stories with the crew in the unlikely event that the
> Police will apprehend you for questioning. A good story and no
> evidence and you'll be grand. Burn the car. Use a stolen one
> obviously, but change the plates. Pay off the crew.
And my witty response is : 'I know you are but what am I?' that just has no comeback - especially since I have cross-keys, shotgun, shield and turn-around-touch-the-ground...
> Jon $m!th wrote:
> I don't think so no...oh wait...I get it! You're taking me to
> Ireland? I'll pick you up at around 12?
>
> No, this is how it goes.
>
> Stage 1: Rounding up the crew
>
> I call up the lads on their mobiles and tell them the situation and
> who the mark is, including the relevant information - routines, where
> they live, their personal life, little details like whether they are
> a creature of habit or not etc. All this recon has been done
> previously by contacts - trustworthy contacts, ot by yourself.
> Better by yourelf, no weak links in the chain.
>
> Stage 2: Picking up the mark
>
> The crew and I go to the mark's place of residence or DAP (Designated
> Abduction Point) this may be somewhere on their route to work, for
> instance. Somewhere nice and quiet. Not going to go into abduction
> details, but generally hit them over the head with a cosh when they
> comeout the front door. Depends where they live. Good to do this at
> night and load them into the car boot.
> Do this in a crap car, as you'll see whay later on.
>
> Stage 3: Disposal
>
> Usually something nice and quick, we live in a civilised society
> after all. But if the employers request a bit of torture you have to
> comply. Classin film methods here, plus some of our own stuff. You
> can do a lot of things to a mans penis with a cheese grater.
> After the mark is dead you have to dispose of it. This is the
> hardest part.
> You have a few options:
>
> Burn - Not a good one (smell)
>
> Bury - Decent, provided its done well, with a bit of quicklime.
>
> Feed to pigs - I'm not Brick Top, so no.
>
> The IDecent Irish way - Take the body and bring it to a small grown
> over lake. Slice a hole in the belly so the body will sink. Weight
> it down as well. Bring it to a bunch of reeds growing slightly
> offshore and sink it. THe body will rote and the pike will eat the
> flesh. The bones will disintegrate and fall to the bottom.
>
> IRA way - bury in a bog or something, somewhere remote. Dismember
> for extra confusion. Bogs preserve bodies though, so I wouldn't do
> this.
>
> Stage 4: Afterwards
>
> Sort out your stories with the crew in the unlikely event that the
> Police will apprehend you for questioning. A good story and no
> evidence and you'll be grand. Burn the car. Use a stolen one
> obviously, but change the plates. Pay off the crew.
And my witty response is : 'I know you are but what am I?' that just has no comeback - especially since I have cross-keys, shotgun, shield and turn-around-touch-the-ground...
Paradox: wrote:
> All of who were sucessful.
>
> So he's also a good businessman.
Yeah because being a good businessman makes me not want to rip his nuts off and feed them to my goldfish. He's a to**er.
> All of who were sucessful.
>
> So he's also a good businessman.
Yeah because being a good businessman makes me not want to rip his nuts off and feed them to my goldfish. He's a to**er.
Jon $m!th wrote:
> I don't think so no...oh wait...I get it! You're taking me to
> Ireland? I'll pick you up at around 12?
No, this is how it goes.
Stage 1: Rounding up the crew
I call up the lads on their mobiles and tell them the situation and who the mark is, including the relevant information - routines, where they live, their personal life, little details like whether they are a creature of habit or not etc. All this recon has been done previously by contacts - trustworthy contacts, or by yourself. Better by yourelf, no weak links in the chain.
Stage 2: Picking up the mark
The crew and I go to the mark's place of residence or DAP (Designated Abduction Point) this may be somewhere on their route to work, for instance. Somewhere nice and quiet. Not going to go into abduction details, but generally hit them over the head with a cosh when they come out the front door or go in late at night. Depends where they live. Good to do this at night as there are fewer people about. Now load them into the car boot.
Do this in a crap car (not your own), as you'll see whay later on.
Stage 3: Disposal
Usually something nice and quick, we live in a civilised society after all. But if the employers request a bit of torture you have to comply. Classic film methods are what you do. We have some stuff we use though as well. You can do a lot of things to a mans penis with a cheese grater.
After the mark is dead you have to dispose of it. This is the hardest part.
You have a few options:
Burn - Not a good one (smell)
Bury - Decent, provided its done well, with a bit of quicklime.
Feed to pigs - I'm not Brick Top, so no.
The Decent Irish way - Take the body and bring it to a small grownover lake. Slice a hole in the belly so the body will sink. Weight it down as well. Boat out/in to a bunch of reeds growing slightly offshore and sink it. The body will rote and the pike will eat the flesh. The bones will disintegrate and fall to the bottom.
IRA way - bury in a bog or something, somewhere remote. Dismember for extra confusion. Bogs preserve bodies though, so I wouldn't do this.
Stage 4: Afterwards
Sort out your stories with the crew in the unlikely event that the Police will apprehend you for questioning. A good story and no evidence and you'll be grand. Burn the car. Use a stolen one obviously, but change the plates. Pay off the crew.
Go have a drink, play some poker, chill.
> I don't think so no...oh wait...I get it! You're taking me to
> Ireland? I'll pick you up at around 12?
No, this is how it goes.
Stage 1: Rounding up the crew
I call up the lads on their mobiles and tell them the situation and who the mark is, including the relevant information - routines, where they live, their personal life, little details like whether they are a creature of habit or not etc. All this recon has been done previously by contacts - trustworthy contacts, or by yourself. Better by yourelf, no weak links in the chain.
Stage 2: Picking up the mark
The crew and I go to the mark's place of residence or DAP (Designated Abduction Point) this may be somewhere on their route to work, for instance. Somewhere nice and quiet. Not going to go into abduction details, but generally hit them over the head with a cosh when they come out the front door or go in late at night. Depends where they live. Good to do this at night as there are fewer people about. Now load them into the car boot.
Do this in a crap car (not your own), as you'll see whay later on.
Stage 3: Disposal
Usually something nice and quick, we live in a civilised society after all. But if the employers request a bit of torture you have to comply. Classic film methods are what you do. We have some stuff we use though as well. You can do a lot of things to a mans penis with a cheese grater.
After the mark is dead you have to dispose of it. This is the hardest part.
You have a few options:
Burn - Not a good one (smell)
Bury - Decent, provided its done well, with a bit of quicklime.
Feed to pigs - I'm not Brick Top, so no.
The Decent Irish way - Take the body and bring it to a small grownover lake. Slice a hole in the belly so the body will sink. Weight it down as well. Boat out/in to a bunch of reeds growing slightly offshore and sink it. The body will rote and the pike will eat the flesh. The bones will disintegrate and fall to the bottom.
IRA way - bury in a bog or something, somewhere remote. Dismember for extra confusion. Bogs preserve bodies though, so I wouldn't do this.
Stage 4: Afterwards
Sort out your stories with the crew in the unlikely event that the Police will apprehend you for questioning. A good story and no evidence and you'll be grand. Burn the car. Use a stolen one obviously, but change the plates. Pay off the crew.
Go have a drink, play some poker, chill.
Via-torala wrote:
> He signed Westlife, Blue and McFly
All of who were sucessful.
So he's also a good businessman.
> He signed Westlife, Blue and McFly
All of who were sucessful.
So he's also a good businessman.
And how could I forget???
Barney the paedophilic dinosaur....forcing kids to hug him and say they love him...every day of the week!
Barney the paedophilic dinosaur....forcing kids to hug him and say they love him...every day of the week!
I think EVERYONE wants George Bush to die - including him
2. The Boo-bahs
3. Fearne Cotton - so annoying and EVERYWHERE
2. The Boo-bahs
3. Fearne Cotton - so annoying and EVERYWHERE
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