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"The lift tried to kill me again"

Having a crap morning as I've stopped downing a red bull before I start work - for health reasons.

So there I am trodding along, screw the stairs... that lift door has just opened.

I'm stepping inside when the door starts to close again, I had to jump back the way looking more stupid than last time.

I'm going to go cry in the corner now.

It's because you're slowly disappearing as people stop believeing in you.

Like god, tinkerbell or the twilight zone.



I used to have a V/redbull before work what happened to make you stop? Start growing horns and attacking things in red?

Vampyr wrote:
> SHEEPY wrote:
> I think I might tell the Janitor the lift it trying to kill me.
> He should put a sign up.
>
> "beware, doors may close"

Has more of a ring to it than:

"Warning: Sheepy was almost killed this morning. Lift has a taste for blood"

SHEEPY wrote:
> I think I might tell the Janitor the lift it trying to kill me.
> He should put a sign up.

"beware, doors may close"

Boyd Orr?

With his little hand!

Beadle.

Is it possibly an English lift?

Lifts always have a good reson for trying to kill someone!:)

Think hard!
What could you have done to the lift?

I think I might tell the Janitor the lift it trying to kill me.
He should put a sign up.

Have you been weeing in it?