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"The lift tried to kill me again"

Having a crap morning as I've stopped downing a red bull before I start work - for health reasons.

So there I am trodding along, screw the stairs... that lift door has just opened.

I'm stepping inside when the door starts to close again, I had to jump back the way looking more stupid than last time.

I'm going to go cry in the corner now.

Lift doors have feelings too man.

Look on the bright side Sheepy. Third time lucky! Erm...

What am I (tax payer just now) paying my tuition fees for?
TO BE KILLED BY BROKEN LIFTS? EH?
How am I meant to impress the rich trust fund totty? These two incidents have set me back months.

Next thing you know, the stairs will fall down.

"Stairs cannot be used at this floor, try next level"

The moral f the story is that Lethal Bizzle will crack your skull.

The moral of the story is, Sheepy can't be trusted with lifts.

No it said:

" Lift cannot be called at this floor, please try next level "

POW! Yeah, I'm Lethal a B
POW! If you don't know about me
POW! Ya better ask someone quickly coz
POW POW POW

You can laugh all you want but they put a sign up.

I didn't say anything, some other poor sole probably died.

Hedfix wrote:
> It's because you're slowly disappearing as people stop believeing in
> you.
>
> Like god, tinkerbell or the twilight zone.
>
>
>
> I used to have a V/redbull before work what happened to make you
> stop? Start growing horns and attacking things in red?

He'll be gone next week.