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"Copularity Pontest of doom, yes 'doom!', you hear correct: the end is 'neigh'!"

About time for another one of these, haven't seen one this year as far as I can recall (which is not far but the acid flashbacks are worth it - who said that?).

So get to it and stuff!


1 Hedfix
2 Dringo
3 ßulle††
4 sweet Tooth
5 Kawada
6 Lipe
7 Vampyr
8 lcarus
9 Cycloon
10 Very_Metal
11 gerrid
12 Wink
13 FinalFantasyFanatic
14 Cong Man
15 cookie monster
16 rah
17 SHEEPY
18 Grix Thraves
19 Pandaemonium
20 Creepy
21 mermoid
22 crossbob
23 Tiltawhirl
24 Clazon
25 monkey_man
26 Wardy_MoD
27 Blank
28 phi11ip
29 gamesfreak
30 Revo
31 Tphi
32 Emitime
33 Surrealguy
34 mattributé
35 Rickoss
36 English_Bloke
37 munn
38 Puddin'
39 Chr1s
40 fire-starter
41 Kilgore Trout
42 Coin
43 Niddle
44 JFH
45 Ineedsleep
46 cweek2000
47 Bob_The_Moose
48 Goatboy
49 It Is Not You Its Me
50 Timmargh
51 Flock
52 Nashbrains
53 Paradox:
54 Chad Niga
55 Notorious Biggles
56 The Hibernator
57 Strafio
58 sPiKeCaSt
59 satans little helper
60 Whitestripes DX
61 Mav
62 Reefer
63 or†ega
64 RoJ
65 Silent Thunder
66 Light
67 Nimco
68 MR.COATES
69 Lucy Jane
70 The Winster
71 N64 Fan
72 SpongeBobSpermPants
73 Damarus
74 Green Ferocity
75 Forza - User Banned!
76 AfroJoe
77 Lil Bro
78 Mode
79 Tomoose
80 Grandprix
81 chris is nfs u fan [aka idiot #2]
82 Ashman
83 Ms NY
84 Robin
85 Geffdof
86 poopots
87 Jae
88 Shelljed
89 cipro
90 Virtuoso
91 Tyla
92 Mr Snuggly
93 Miserableman
94 AbsoluT Neó
95 Macintosh [aka idiot #1]
96 pb
97 DiscoDexy
98 WòókieeMøn§†€®
99 Colourless
100 AliBoy

Myst - rules.

There, woman.

I'm not in it, making this cop pon null and void.

And besides, all my names are so crappy I have no choice but to change them.
They all suck I tell you.

He said my name!
*melts*

Hedfix - Unfunny gaylord.
Dringo - Robot
ßulle†† - Cool guy. I like.
sweet Tooth - Immensely irritating.
Kawada - Stupid American. Who supports Man Utd. But he's cool. I like.
Vampyr - Dullard
lcarus - Cool Welshy bloke. I like.
Cycloon - Is good. I like.
gerrid - :'{
FinalFantasyFanatic - Probably the funniest here. Though the competition isn't particularly stiff. Unlike him.
There, cheap innuendo tribute.

Cong Man - Saccharine fool who talks such drivel.
cookie monster - Super cool Souron Rhinestone Campbell CBA going for a shower back.
rah - super cool
SHEEPY - I'll love Sheepfase forever and ever.
Grix Thraves - He's promised to be my bride. Huzzah. i luv gricks
Pandaemonium - Good guy
Creepy - death by flashbang. ahaha
mermoid - derry does exist. i've SEEN IT in my MIND. oirland. i luv hannah xx
Tiltawhirl - Ahah, his insults are so great.
monkey_man - Your website design roxors maan. and you pwn at CS.
Blank - Buffon > Casillas. you pervert.
phi11ip - my favourite drunkard student. he is goodness.
gamesfreak - Good guy. hurrah.
Revo - I think this is wang-king. Christ, you'd think he was on witness protection or something the amount of times he changes his name.
Emitime - yey. he rules.
Surrealguy - He seems cool.
mattributé - I want to bury myself in his hair. I love it.
English_Bloke - He's alright I suppose. Though I think he tries too hard to be funny/lovable sometimes.
Chr1s - dullard.
fire-starter - 1 does not equal t you dilhole.
Kilgore Trout - your pitiful warnings mean jacksie to me, sunshine.
Niddle - my favourite oil company owning Londoner of Middle Eastern descent. And I know so many too. Cool guy.
Goatboy - Cool guy. Partner in crime along with merm, monkey man etc at pishing off stupid irate Germans.
Flock - Paedophile.
Nashbrains - keep your hands off hannah you bas'.
Chad Niga - the chad actually makes me laugh sometimes.
The Hibernator - the worst thespian in existance. what kind of crappy acting student does plays on bullying at schools? dear oh dear. a girl too. "omfg i hurted my rist omgbbq"
Whitestripes DX - my hero. communist uprising my friend.
Mav - a stupid stupid person.
Reefer - it's shaneo! gerrim!
or†ega - supports Roma. But he's cool.
RoJ - attacks midget 16 year olds with baseball bats. I like him much. Though he doesn't blow stuff up anymore. :'{
Lucy Jane - as saccharine as Cong Man. they're made for each other then.
Forza - roxorz
AfroJoe - :'}
Lil Bro - "Mida sucks balls he can go back to egypt". He scores. "What did I say eh eh eh Mida legend what a guy".
Ashman - gained my eternal respect for the buddle video. absolutely classic. good guy.
poopots - go away poopots. just go away. i'll make sure I slit your throat extra nice next time I see you on CS, regardless of teams.
Virtuoso - my favourite scouser. Still hasn't stolen my hub cabs. Hurrah. what a hit son. what A hit.

pwn'd.

My typing's getting quite lazy actually. yey.

1 Hedfix - worst jokes ever.

2 Dringo - malfunctioning Nintendo PR robot.

4 sweet Tooth - mongtard.

6 Lipe - my pet name for him isn't allowed on this forum.

7 Vampyr - wang-handler.

8 lcarus - The sun rose upon the fields of Cowron. The stones surrounding the caves of gayby shone in the fresh light of the new day. As shadow descended on the lower fields of the land, the caves of gayby came to life. A shadowy figure emerged from the cave.

"It shall be a fine day", he muttered.

9 Cycloon - "Doubtful." the party agreed in unison. Dresk picked a paper parchment from the floor, burned by the crisp touch of the midday sun, otherwise known as the Globe of Death and Non-Sight. He opened the parchment, slowly at first, but then quicker as he could not withstand the excitement. He read the parchment aloud in a grey, monotone voice.

11 gerrid - "Thou shalt not move upon the townlands of Frilopharos on the day where the glow of the sun meets exactly the symbol of Triage within the sacred cavern of gayby."

"It is that day fellows. I have observed this phenomenon this morning with my own eyes", said Dresk.

12 Wink - don't really know. Seems rubbish.

13 FinalFantasyFanatic - becoming too like Kyz.

14 Cong Man - He's an "educated" 20+ year old who likes wrestling.
I need not say anymore.

15 cookie monster - "Thou shalt not move upon the townlands of Frilopharos on the day where the glow of the sun meets exactly the symbol of Triage within the sacred cavern of gayby."

"It is that day fellows. I have observed this phenomenon this morning with my own eyes", said Dresk.

16 rah - "What?" Dresk said.

"Go to to the temple of gayby" the party grumbled together.

17 SHEEPY - indifferent.

18 Grix Thraves - "It shall be done", Dresk groaned with a dissatisfaction that hadn't been heard in his voice since he had married Eelia of Hithia.

The party, led by Dresk, began the journey that would take them deep into the caverns of gayby to the temple, which was located exactly 7/8ths of the way into the caverns. Dresk stopped momentarily and adjusted his sandals.

21 mermoid - "Where our goal resides," the party began, "sandals are not required." Dresk decided to take a leap of good faith in he party, and took off his sandals. The silky leather slid off his feat like so much bitter butter. He passed them to the Party, who looked at him dissaprovingly. "We have reached our destination" The party said "Or have we reached our location." it went on.

22 crossbob - I hope he is someone messing around. The fact that he probably isn't amuses me.

25 monkey_man - "Now what?" Dresk questioned the party. Although it had been he who had notified them of the parchment, he was wholly unclear of what it all meant.

"Why do you question us, Dresk? Do you not wish to fulfil the goal of our journey?"

26 Wardy_MoD - Imbecile.

27 Blank - "CBA", said Dresk

"Now it is simple." The P-P-P-arty said.

"Yes?"

"DIE."

30 Revo - wang-king. I really wish he would stop trying to bum me.
I don't like you. Now go away.

33 Surrealguy - Seems like a m-o-r-o-n.

34 mattributé - not funny in the slightest.

36 English_Bloke - overrated.

38 Puddin' - try laying off them, darling.

39 Chr1s - Dear idiot-child. Please do not play near the fireplace.
Love, your mum.

40 fire-starter - I raped his nan.

43 Niddle - irritating.

49 It Is Not You Its Me - a Welsh idiot. He is extremely prejudiced.
Go home to your sheep, honey.

50 Timmargh - vastly overrated.

51 Flock - [URL]http://ukchatforums.reserve.co.uk/display_messages.php?threadid=119260&forumid=4006[/URL]

52 Nashbrains - The old man set the book down beside him and put his pipe in his mouth.
“The rest of the story, I am afraid, is too badly burned to be readable.

To this day the mystery of gayby is yet to be solved, though many venture to the caverns in search of answers, but return, if at all, with yet more questions.”

The End.

54 Chad Niga - he is not worthy of being a friend of the hat.

55 Notorious Biggles - He has his moments, although they are marred by his like of Bon Jovi. 5/10.

56 The Hibernator - A source of endless hilarity.

69 Lucy Jane - Her posts regarding weight/the Olsens etc. all lead me to one conclusion: [URL]http://medicine.ucsd.edu/clinicalmed/abdomen-obese.jpg[/URL]

95 Macintosh [aka idiot #1] - as much as a few users in the Nintendo forum would probably protest, he isn't really any worse than Dringo.

Shut it!

Ashman wrote:
> Emitime wrote:
> 82 Ashman - "I'm leaving for good" "I'm back!"
> PLEASE DIE
>
> I'm really not one for this but...WTF?

Yes. I realised about 3 hours later that you're not stridman... Stop being called Ashley all of you. It's confusing me :(

I'm sorry, but me worse than Puddin'?

Ahahahahaha

Horny basts.

Wink wrote:
> Gah I stole you in spirit you gheyboy.

and I need my drinks trolley back the passengers are getting restless sweetie.