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"Copularity Pontest of doom, yes 'doom!', you hear correct: the end is 'neigh'!"

About time for another one of these, haven't seen one this year as far as I can recall (which is not far but the acid flashbacks are worth it - who said that?).

So get to it and stuff!


1 Hedfix
2 Dringo
3 ßulle††
4 sweet Tooth
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6 Lipe
7 Vampyr
8 lcarus
9 Cycloon
10 Very_Metal
11 gerrid
12 Wink
13 FinalFantasyFanatic
14 Cong Man
15 cookie monster
16 rah
17 SHEEPY
18 Grix Thraves
19 Pandaemonium
20 Creepy
21 mermoid
22 crossbob
23 Tiltawhirl
24 Clazon
25 monkey_man
26 Wardy_MoD
27 Blank
28 phi11ip
29 gamesfreak
30 Revo
31 Tphi
32 Emitime
33 Surrealguy
34 mattributé
35 Rickoss
36 English_Bloke
37 munn
38 Puddin'
39 Chr1s
40 fire-starter
41 Kilgore Trout
42 Coin
43 Niddle
44 JFH
45 Ineedsleep
46 cweek2000
47 Bob_The_Moose
48 Goatboy
49 It Is Not You Its Me
50 Timmargh
51 Flock
52 Nashbrains
53 Paradox:
54 Chad Niga
55 Notorious Biggles
56 The Hibernator
57 Strafio
58 sPiKeCaSt
59 satans little helper
60 Whitestripes DX
61 Mav
62 Reefer
63 or†ega
64 RoJ
65 Silent Thunder
66 Light
67 Nimco
68 MR.COATES
69 Lucy Jane
70 The Winster
71 N64 Fan
72 SpongeBobSpermPants
73 Damarus
74 Green Ferocity
75 Forza - User Banned!
76 AfroJoe
77 Lil Bro
78 Mode
79 Tomoose
80 Grandprix
81 chris is nfs u fan [aka idiot #2]
82 Ashman
83 Ms NY
84 Robin
85 Geffdof
86 poopots
87 Jae
88 Shelljed
89 cipro
90 Virtuoso
91 Tyla
92 Mr Snuggly
93 Miserableman
94 AbsoluT Neó
95 Macintosh [aka idiot #1]
96 pb
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100 AliBoy

You think I actually read ALL of it?

You're even more stupid than your posts make you appear.

Hurry up and get banned so you can carry on your 'pointless weak rebelling against nothing really'.

Then don't read it, bellend.

The last page or so makes for some tiresome reading.

At the moment: if I could close this thread I would.

Not before I have some casual sex with you though

It's obvious that someone has been reading my early works. I believe I've shown a lot of maturity since those early days, changing, butterfly like, from a small caterpiller into a beautiful artist. For example, here is one of my early pieces:

Alone

Why must you hurt me?
My soul tormented
by your hazel eyes
I dream a thousand dreams every night
each one a nightmare
my blood boils
my heart aches
alone

This is primitive, showing my naivety and innocence. None of it made it, but still has that hollow feeling which your poems clearly display, Cycloon.

From that almost unreadable piece to one of my latest, most painful poems, and you'll see a stark contrast

Buried alive

I HATE YOU
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE

What? I invented the 'FIGHT THE POWER' movement, even though I just group all things together and stick a stigmatising label on them, such as 'the great unwashed'.

Here is my ode to your 'team';

Leeches on an eyeball of shame
I hate you
I'm going to kill myself now
In a dark corner
Bye
FOR MEEEE

Sorry, Cycloon, But I'e had to inform my lawyers about that last poem. To me (and, now, my legal team) believe that the text shares uncanny similarities with my poem 'eternal' from my 'massacre for my sweet valentine' set of works.

You should know by now that the word 'Dark' was copywrited by me, as were most other terms used in your piece.

Obviously, I took inpiration from mid 30's moving pictures, the souls of the many undead walking amongst us and from the capitalist free market movement which corrupts the pure world upon which we abode. If I thought you'd honestly gone through the same agonising ritual of putting fingers to keyboard rather than copying and pasting random strands of my work, I don't think I would've taken it this far.

You shall recieve a summons to court within the next few days.

This is dedicated to my loneliest nights, when I was weeping how the whole world was lapping from my cup, unable to see my face.....

Darkes razorblade on the chasiming edge of a parralel waste
I never knew the sun, because it was always DARK
For me
The hatred wells up, swirls around inside a deepest fear of red lullabys
I hate you
You stole it all, from me, I hate, razorblades dark
teenage angst is my soul
For me
I hate you, and Kurt Cobain
Cos he was wa tool
I am going to kill myself, in a darkened corner of neo-gothical repose
Goodbye, come sweet pen, write my blood on your arm
THE SUN WAS ALWAYS DARK
For me

The one I'm most proud of is one i like to call 'Cake = Life?'. I wrote it when I was in my 'unhappy place'. My cat wasn't eating his dinner and Eastenders was crap so you can understand why I went to self-mutilation for help. I started to write it in my own blood, but I got light headed so I finished it off in biro.

Cake = Life?

Baby cakes
You just don't know, know
How I I
How I like it down low low
And I just want you to know
That I think our love will grow
We'll take it step by step
Because I'm not something you own

Confused don't know what I'm feeling
Confused relationships without meaning
In the mist I can see it gleaming
Time to wake up and stop the dreaming
Coz your my lil Baby cakes
And I know you got what it takes
The way you make me feel
The way that I am
when you talk to you friends
And call me your man
I'ma tell you right now
I appriciate it
Your the one for me
Your the real Stuff
You was right there from the start
When I was lost you helped me find my heart
Tell her, I'd like to thank u bank you
Through good or bad times I picture jus me and you
We have a fun time where the funs low


It didn't originally say 'real stuff', but SR have gone to facist lengths to censor my work.

KILL THE NAZIS
and there's just one thing I want you to know

1 Hedfix:

Slightly obsessive but he alright

8 lcarus :

Icarus is a legend! Enough said.

10 Very_Metal :

I like the name and some of his posts are really interesting/good.

15 cookie monster :

He posts things that are actually interesting!! and thought-provoking but
16 rah
17 SHEEPY
18 Grix Thraves
19 Pandaemonium
20 Creepy
21 mermoid
22 crossbob
23 Tiltawhirl
24 Clazon
25 monkey_man
26 Wardy_MoD
27 Blank
28 phi11ip
29 gamesfreak
30 Revo
31 Tphi
32 Emitime
33 Surrealguy
34 mattributé
35 Rickoss
36 English_Bloke
37 munn
38 Puddin'
39 Chr1s
40 fire-starter
41 Kilgore Trout
42 Coin
43 Niddle
44 JFH
45 Ineedsleep
46 cweek2000
47 Bob_The_Moose
48 Goatboy
49 It Is Not You Its Me
50 Timmargh
51 Flock
52 Nashbrains
53 Paradox:
54 Chad Niga
55 Notorious Biggles
56 The Hibernator
57 Strafio
58 sPiKeCaSt
59 satans little helper
60 Whitestripes DX
61 Mav
62 Reefer
63 or†ega
64 RoJ
65 Silent Thunder
66 Light
67 Nimco
68 MR.COATES
69 Lucy Jane
70 The Winster
71 N64 Fan
72 SpongeBobSpermPants
73 Damarus
74 Green Ferocity
75 Forza - User Banned!
76 AfroJoe
77 Lil Bro
78 Mode
79 Tomoose
80 Grandprix
81 chris is nfs u fan [aka idiot #2]
82 Ashman
83 Ms NY
84 Robin
85 Geffdof
86 poopots
87 Jae
88 Shelljed
89 cipro
90 Virtuoso
91 Tyla
92 Mr Snuggly
93 Miserableman
94 AbsoluT Neó
95 Macintosh [aka idiot #1]
96 pb
97 DiscoDexy
98 WòókieeMøn§†€®
99 Colourless
100 AliBoy