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"Don't drink, kids..."

I was found alone outside an Argos, far from the nightclub I'd just been booted out of, talking to myself by a couple of policemen last night.

And I didn't even remember it, I had to be told by the staff of the hospital I woke up in this morning about my events.

I lost my friends, my self-respect, and my left nipple to a huge bouncer.

mocks the tiny footed one

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I'm so cold i cant feel the keyboard and my arms have gone blue, i'm going to get something to eat.

You have Big feet..
Im a 5

I'm a size eleven ;)

Flock wrote:
> The Hibernator wrote:
> What is this thing women have against a man's feet!?
>
> I think it's that theyre smelly, veiny, hairy and often a different
> colour to the rest of the body.
> * Watches Sweet Tooth run off *

*stops running*
I must get over my fear of feet!!!

I know your nice you dont need to explain to me!

The Hibernator wrote:
> What is this thing women have against a man's feet!?

I think it's that theyre smelly, veiny, hairy and often a different colour to the rest of the body.
* Watches Sweet Tooth run off *

I am nice...

Just... underrated on here...

No, I'm alright...

*Sob*

Ahh look see all nice on this topic:)

Flock, your my kind of random-internet-guy-I-barely-know...

If I was drinking alcohol *shudder*, I'd raise a glass in your honour.