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"Don't drink, kids..."

I was found alone outside an Argos, far from the nightclub I'd just been booted out of, talking to myself by a couple of policemen last night.

And I didn't even remember it, I had to be told by the staff of the hospital I woke up in this morning about my events.

I lost my friends, my self-respect, and my left nipple to a huge bouncer.

I agree !
i would never admit to any of that..:)

Well he shouldn't of posted about it full stop.

Surely the original title should have been "Don't act like an @rse, kids"?

He's not showing off, he's simply telling us about the dangers of drinking. And he's using the story of his missfortune to make sure it doesn't happen to us.

Hahaha, you woke up in a hospital.

That's pretty crap.

"Humiliation."

Worst I've ever done is, um, I puked up birght green puke once... I think it may have been one of the dodgy shots I had. Vanilla Schnapps and Midori, urrrrrgh. It still makes me wanna puke just by thinking about it!

The title should really have been "OOOOH LOOK AT ME, I'M SOOOOOOO COOL KIDS, NOT A TW*T IN THE SLIGHTEST!"

Leave him alone, he's putting himself down in front of others to save tw*ts like us from doing the same thing. Would you do that?

You're stupid if you believe that.

Whereas I'm skeptical as to whether any of it even happened.

My mate Phil had one of the worst nights of his life last thursday. Down the pub, his girlfriend dumped him, lots of other bad arguments occured and he woke up in the middle of the road. And his right eye was fogging because I accidently kicked a football at it in P.E.