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"Don't drink, kids..."

I was found alone outside an Argos, far from the nightclub I'd just been booted out of, talking to myself by a couple of policemen last night.

And I didn't even remember it, I had to be told by the staff of the hospital I woke up in this morning about my events.

I lost my friends, my self-respect, and my left nipple to a huge bouncer.

I was found alone outside an Argos, far from the nightclub I'd just been booted out of, talking to myself by a couple of policemen last night.

And I didn't even remember it, I had to be told by the staff of the hospital I woke up in this morning about my events.

I lost my friends, my self-respect, and my left nipple to a huge bouncer.

Have you not listened to all I've taught you?!

Damnit!

That girl is really going to want to be with you now!

You just lost all respect by posting it here.

and merm, the fact he got THROWN out of a club means he'll get the badboy image.

No girl can resist that.

That's what I was thinking :' {

Ahahahaha

You loser

AZUL! AZUL! WE'VE GOT AZUL HERE!

See, nobody cares.

Ironic, I could've sworn I thought the same thing about the original post.....

The Hibernator wrote:
> talking to myself by a couple of policemen last
> night.

Are you still drunk?

Oh and did the bouncer give you a nipple cripple?

Yeah, and it still hurts.

When I then tried barging past him he grabbed me by the wrist I had operated on a couple of months ago and I swung for him.

Next memory - pacing back and forth outside Argos.