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"Joke"

A man was standing in the room with his fiancee, his fiancees mum and his fiancees sister. The fiancee and the mother said they were going out to get some shopping.
This left the man alone in the room with the sister. She started coming onto the man. He knew he should push her away as he was getting married soon but the sister kept saying "Go on, you know you want it, I know you want it" as she bent over with her short skirt and no underwear.
The man turned around and walked to the front door to go to his car, he opened the door and his fiancee and her mum were standing outside the door
"We are so proud of you, you passed the test, you are truly loyal and we are honoured to welcome you into our family"











"Moral of the story - Always keep your condoms in your car!"

Surrealguy wrote:
> Motive? Moral, surely...

Oops, yeah thanks for pointing that out

"Eeasop's (sp?) Motives...."

Motive? Moral, surely...

I say eejit all the time.

i quite liked that, even if it does reflect the horrendously untrustworthy and self-serving nature of modern society.

then again, it may just be a joke.
bloody arty courses.

Well done.
Here's a gold circle.

RoJ wrote:
> Irish people actually. It's very common. And for an example look at
> the genius that is/was Father Ted.

You proved my point..>Was.

And i dont know anyone from Ireland so thats probably why i didnt know that

What is an eejit?

Is it the irish way of saying idiot or something?

Irish people actually. It's very common. And for an example look at the genius that is/was Father Ted.

Sure that I've heard it beofre or at least something similar. Still raised a smile though. I blame the drink.. yes that will do... excellent

RoJ wrote:
> Heard it ages ago, and it makes Wardy over there no less of an eejit.

Thanks for that :S
Who uses the word 'eejit' nowadays anyway?

*Sighs*