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"I very nearly got caught in a lift door"

There I am struting around the Uni library... I need to go to the 9th floor... there's the lift door closing... I know!!!! I'll stick my hand in the way, they all have that sensor thing right?

WRONG, this industrial strength metal door keeps closing while the git inside stands there licking the walls instead of pressing the open door button.

My word, it was like that Indiana Jones scene... a few mm and BAM no hand left. I now feel uncool.

I used the stairs today.

Automatic doors closed on me once and squashed me. I shouted at them in return.

Also, why is the text above the reply box suddenly centered?

Pretty dangerous, these lifts...

Timmargh wrote:
> Hmm ... Final Destination 2 anyone?

That's the film.

I couldn't remmeber what it was. :\

SHEEPY wrote:
> I didn't have a book yet Blank you penis.


A penis, yes, but a sentient one. That deserves some credit.

At least it wasn't the uni barbies inside the lift... I know it would have been them if my hand had got caught

Hmm ... Final Destination 2 anyone?

It only works if you put your genitals in.
Try that next time.

I dont like lifts. Infact they give me the ph34r.

I didn't have a book yet Blank you penis.
Stairs my backside, I only had ten minutes to get books.

Ah, the fear that took over me when it didn't stop closing... not funny.... STOP LAUGHING WAHWHWHAH