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"I very nearly got caught in a lift door"

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Tue 08/02/05 at 17:22
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There I am struting around the Uni library... I need to go to the 9th floor... there's the lift door closing... I know!!!! I'll stick my hand in the way, they all have that sensor thing right?

WRONG, this industrial strength metal door keeps closing while the git inside stands there licking the walls instead of pressing the open door button.

My word, it was like that Indiana Jones scene... a few mm and BAM no hand left. I now feel uncool.
Tue 08/02/05 at 17:22
Regular
"Excommunicated"
Posts: 23,284
There I am struting around the Uni library... I need to go to the 9th floor... there's the lift door closing... I know!!!! I'll stick my hand in the way, they all have that sensor thing right?

WRONG, this industrial strength metal door keeps closing while the git inside stands there licking the walls instead of pressing the open door button.

My word, it was like that Indiana Jones scene... a few mm and BAM no hand left. I now feel uncool.
Tue 08/02/05 at 17:23
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Damn.

Why didn't you try and keep it open with your skull?
Tue 08/02/05 at 17:25
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"Excommunicated"
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:( :( :( :( :(
Tue 08/02/05 at 17:29
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"twothousandandtits"
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You could've put your book in there instead of a body part.
Tue 08/02/05 at 17:40
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"+34 Intellect"
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And THAT is why you should take the stairs.
Tue 08/02/05 at 17:44
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I didn't have a book yet Blank you penis.
Stairs my backside, I only had ten minutes to get books.

Ah, the fear that took over me when it didn't stop closing... not funny.... STOP LAUGHING WAHWHWHAH
Tue 08/02/05 at 17:46
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"+34 Intellect"
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I dont like lifts. Infact they give me the ph34r.
Tue 08/02/05 at 17:56
"period drama"
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It only works if you put your genitals in.
Try that next time.
Tue 08/02/05 at 18:14
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"Twenty quid."
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Hmm ... Final Destination 2 anyone?
Tue 08/02/05 at 18:16
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"The mighty GE90-115"
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At least it wasn't the uni barbies inside the lift... I know it would have been them if my hand had got caught

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