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"Poor old lady!"

Felt sorry for this old lady the other but it was quite funny as well and my mates laugh when I tell them it but I still had to fill sorry for the old lady. She was walking in town this old lady with her walking stick. There was dog poo on the path and she put her walking stick right in the dog poo and she kept on walking and no one told no one and I really felt sorry for her because that dog poo could still be on there now!

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Ahahahaha!

This one time this old lady with her walking stick. There was dog poo on the path and she put her walking stick right in the dog poo and she kept on walking and no one told no one and I really felt sorry for her because that dog poo could still be on there now!

Wink wrote:
> It was really funny but i felt sorry for this old lady once. She was
> walking along with her wlaking stick and pention book so I went over
> to her with a steel pole and swung it at her legs. She fell to the
> floor and a kicked in the head repeatedly.
>
> I felt sorry for that old lady.

Lol!

It was really funny but i felt sorry for this old lady once. She was walking along with her wlaking stick and pention book so I went over to her with a steel pole and swung it at her legs. She fell to the floor and a kicked in the head repeatedly.

I felt sorry for that old lady.

ßulle†† wrote:
> Old people should stay indoors - and they shouldn't even THINK about
> getting in the driver's seat of a car.

I know they are so slow it annoys me so much!

Old people should stay indoors - and they shouldn't even THINK about getting in the driver's seat of a car.

illphukiir wrote:
> I once saw an elderly woman try and walk up a curb, but as she put her
> foot on, slipped and fell over, I thought it was hilarious at the
> time, still do now.

That sounds well funny I can imagine it now!