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"T'is my birthday"

I went clubbing, and it was all good until my mate bought me a red aftershock and I was nearly sick.

The I went to a club and my mate knocked my tooth out!

I was in bed at 9.30 last night...WOO! LIVIN' IT UP! Ahem.

Anyway, we went out to a bar briefly because it's one of Lori's mates birthday things today, (Lori had hers yesterday), and we just stopped in to say hi. Now we've come back to Lori's to watch a movie and have some wine, (I couldn't drink earlier due to driving). I may chance my luck and try for third base when she's liquored up!

How come you aren't out living the high-life?

What are you doing posting at that time of night? I thought you'd be out living it up.

I didn't know you was married!

Ouch! You just got me in trouble 'cos that made me laugh. My husband is impatiently waiting for me to get off the computer and go out with him but I've told him to wait until I'd finished.

Why am I in trouble? Calculating binary numbers has never made me laugh before :D

Puddin' wrote:
> aaaahhh...ooooh English Bloke..oooh yeeeah thats the stuff...faster
> faster harder har...too much info?

Suddenly suicide doesn't seem that bad an option.

Puddin' wrote:
> oh right I see...really thats the name only he calls me.

I gathered and that's why I said it.

being an ex-member, would you get a faster response from coppers if you called and cried that she was bullying you? :)

and on that note, i'm going out! i'll leave you to cower from puddin's uncontrollable rage again, honeslty, they should've let you keep some pepper spray.

Oi! I'll have you know that I don't drink!

Anyway, it's her that hits me ...*Sniff*

Puddin' wrote:
> aaaahhh...ooooh English Bloke..oooh yeeeah thats the stuff...faster
> faster harder har...too much info?

luckily he can use that same set of instructions when he comes home drunk and unleashes domestic violence upon you.

"wobble wobble"