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"T'is my birthday"

I went clubbing, and it was all good until my mate bought me a red aftershock and I was nearly sick.

The I went to a club and my mate knocked my tooth out!

yep

I was just about to make this topic, but I see I I'm too late. That'll teach me for trying to be asleep at 3am.

Anyway, I must do my usual birthday song.

*Dons white lacy dress and puts of Miss Monroe voice*

Happy birthday, to you. Happy birthday, to you. Happy birthday, Miss Presidant/Lori/Darling/Puddin/Bubs/Lawrence. Happy birthday, to you!

Big kiss

Well i was drunk...things seem worse when you're drunk.

You said it was knocked out!

Had this vision of gappy teeth..

Enjoy ya day..:)

The front left one is kinda chipped.

My other mate chipped another tooth of mine and it was all rough for a while, just gotta wait til the tooth is not so rough.

Muuuuur, today sucks..random people keep texting me happy birthday and i don't know who they are and i have no credit to text them and ask them and i'm going to cry...muuuur

You wanna try the red absinthe, that's the best one for sure.

Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

And black absinthe is just coloured differently and tastes like aniseed - I brought my friend some from Spain. The green stuff tastes worse but is more availible in Britain.

I think it's banned in America though, but so is communism.

It's not banned, you can buy it in Asda.

It's not poisonous either, people say stuff like that to appear more hardcore.

I simply set myself on fire when I wish to appear hardcore.

I had this black absinthe stuff once... apparently it's like poison and banned here.

I'm so cool

absinthe is fantastic*


*in a liver-burning way