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"T'is my birthday"

I went clubbing, and it was all good until my mate bought me a red aftershock and I was nearly sick.

The I went to a club and my mate knocked my tooth out!

Naturally. Monsters are cool, it's generally a given.

it'd be cooler if there were monsters on the asteroid.

Or when used to deflect a giant asteroid away from a collision course with Earth. Or does that come under "cool"?

:D
science is only good when used as an insult.
fact.

Puddin' wrote:
> I went clubbing, and it was all good until my mate bought me a red
> aftershock and I was nearly sick.
>
> The I went to a club and my mate knocked my tooth out!


Now who's for a spot of eugenics?

English_Bloke wrote:
> Very_Metal wrote:
> how did you get yourself up there?
>
> He used the lightswitch no doubt

for some reason i have that Monty Python sketch "the twin peaks of kilamajiro(sp?)" in my head now, when the guy goes climbing round the office.

Lucy Jane wrote:
> EB. Hope you brought her a nice prezzie

Yep, I bought her the box set of all the episodes of FRIENDS. She gave me some good...ahem.

And ta for letting us know about you and the Cong sex beast. Nice to hear it can work out.

English_Bloke wrote:
> The fact that we met online is neither here or there, it doesn't
> change the fact of who she is. A sexy, smart, funny lass that I care
> for. I have no doubt in my mind that you will find this paragraph to
> be very funny indeed, but to be perfectly frank...I don't give a
> crap.

I have to agree with you on that EB. I met Cong online.. And look at us now.. Married.. with our own house.. and kittens. :|
So what if you did meet her online.. Theres nothing wrong with that.
Meeting people online. Makes you know the real person. (Apart from a few people who lie about who they are) And it makes it easier when you do eventually meet

Oh and wheres my manners.. Happy Belated Birthday Puddin :)

Paradox: wrote:
> absinthe is fantastic*
>
>
> *in a liver-burning way

No seriously it is.. we went to Prague two years ago.. And brought loads back.. Great stuff.. Way better than aftershock, tequilla...

EB. Hope you brought her a nice prezzie

Very_Metal wrote:
> how did you get yourself up there?

He used the lightswitch no doubt