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"What happens when the Pope dies?"

Do I get a day off work? He's, like, God, right?

monkey_man wrote:
> He'll stink.
Only if they forget to embalm him.

He'll stink.

Nashbrains wrote:
> If the Pope dies in glorious battle his soul will go to Stovokor,
> where he will drink blood wine in the halls of his fathers.
>
> If he doesn't die in battle, his friends and family must win a great
> battle in his name for his soul to go to Stovokor.
>
> EDIT sorry guys I got confused between the papacy and Klingons again.

You've confused Catholicism with the glorious Klingon Empire????

(HAHAHAHA)(just joking)

Anyway, Hedfix is right. They bury him.....AFTER he lies in state for several days (or weeks).

free ice cream, and the use of his bowling lane

Ahahahahahah

If the Pope dies in glorious battle his soul will go to Stovokor, where he will drink blood wine in the halls of his fathers.

If he doesn't die in battle, his friends and family must win a great battle in his name for his soul to go to Stovokor.

EDIT sorry guys I got confused between the papacy and Klingons again.

if you're lucky enough to be made pope by most of your fellow friends you can rename yourself whatever you like.


edit: provided that you can live with it.

They eat the dead Pope's heart and brain in a secret ceremony under the Vatican, then install another holier-than-though shmuck.

No they don't...

Or at least according to Angels and Demons... Although I now distrust anything Dan Brown says since claiming the Priory of Sion was true.

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