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"What happens when the Pope dies?"

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Wed 02/02/05 at 11:55
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Do I get a day off work? He's, like, God, right?
Tue 22/02/05 at 09:17
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They should make someone really bad at they're profession pope. That way he just has to sit on a big comfy chair all day.
Tue 22/02/05 at 00:02
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He dies!
Mon 21/02/05 at 22:56
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Delia Smith?

They need to appoint a new Pope when this one dies, can't be done before. They do, however, start to vet other candidates. It's a very strict vetting system too, being as you're talking here about the head of the Catholic church and what some people see as the spoke's person for God.

However, worshipping false idols is a big no-no for Christians anyway and the 'most holy' are supposed to be the most humble. So, go figure...
Sun 20/02/05 at 23:34
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No, that's Michael Jackson or the Dalai Lama.
Sun 20/02/05 at 20:28
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I thought the pope was supposed to be immortal?
Sun 20/02/05 at 17:26
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Father Ted should take over. But seeing as he's dead, Father Jack.

Is he dead too? I don't know.

Maybe Dougal could serve a term.

"Do you have any questions about the catholic faith, father?"

"Well, y'know that God created the universe. And Jesus, who was born to Mary and Joseph, he was Gods son."

"Yes father ... ?"

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Sat 19/02/05 at 11:44
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Shelljed wrote:
> when the Pope dies another one will Pope (Pop up get it?) up in his
> place :-)

You must be someone's Uncle. Only an Uncle can make jokes that bad.
Fri 18/02/05 at 10:26
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when the Pope dies another one will Pope (Pop up get it?) up in his place :-)
Fri 18/02/05 at 01:31
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Hedfix wrote:
> What happens when the Pope dies?
>
> They bury him.

Actually, they pickle him, apparantly.
Amazingly.

In brine?
I don't know.
But he IS pickled.
Thu 17/02/05 at 09:47
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He'll stink of embalming fluid, then.

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