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A newspaper reporter is walking down a street in Manchester when he notices a woman walking towards him, pushing a baby in a pram.
Suddenly, a Rottweiller leaps out of a garden and attacks the buggy.
A passing skinhead runs forward and wrestles the dog to the ground, killing it and saving the baby.
The reporter says, "That’s really great, that will make a really good story, but I need an angle. Do you support Manchester United?"
"No," says the man.
"Oh, so I can't say 'Red's supporter saves baby.' Do you support City?"
"No," says the man.
"Oh, so I can't say 'Blues supporter saves baby.'"
"What team do you support?" asks the reporter.
"Liverpool" replies the skinhead.
"Great!" says newspaper supporter. "Scouse git kills family pet."
Suddenly, a Rottweiller leaps out of a garden and attacks the buggy.
A passing skinhead runs forward and wrestles the dog to the ground, killing it and saving the baby.
The reporter says, "That’s really great, that will make a really good story, but I need an angle. Do you support Manchester United?"
"No," says the man.
"Oh, so I can't say 'Red's supporter saves baby.' Do you support City?"
"No," says the man.
"Oh, so I can't say 'Blues supporter saves baby.'"
"What team do you support?" asks the reporter.
"Liverpool" replies the skinhead.
"Great!" says newspaper supporter. "Scouse git kills family pet."
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it does that ocassionally.
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I just noticed that it says "newspaper supporter" at the bottom, and not 'reporter'!
Damn cut & paste... and I checked it twice, too!
Damn cut & paste... and I checked it twice, too!
Wookiee, yeah right!
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Lol Bonus, heard it before, but still a good joke.
Your Honour wrote:
> That wasn't a poke at any Liverpool fans who happen to frequent
> these forums was it?
As if I would! I'm both shocked and horrified that you would think such a thing!
> That wasn't a poke at any Liverpool fans who happen to frequent
> these forums was it?
As if I would! I'm both shocked and horrified that you would think such a thing!
LMAO!!!
Theres an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working at the top of a Skyscraper building site. It gets to lunch time and they all open thier Sandwich boxes.
Englishman: "If my wife puts Turkey and my pieces again i'm going to jump off this building."
Scotsman: "Aye, an if me wife gies me Salad piecees again the em gonnae jump tae."
Irishman: "An if I get Cheese snadwiches again, then I'll jump."
So the next lunchtime comes and they all sit down to open thier lunch boxes.
Scotsman: "Right what did ye ah get??"
Englishman: "Cheese and Pickle, suppose I'm safe."
Scotsman: "I didn't get pieces, that wumans gonnae get it when eh get hame."
Irishman: "Cheese, again. Oh well, I suppose this is Goodbye." (He jumps)
They all get to the bottom and the police have arrived.
Policeman: "This is the Irishmans wife, we just have a quick question"
Wife: "Why did he jump?"
Scotsman: "He said yesterday that if you gave him Cheese sarnies again, then hed jump."
Wife: "I don't understand."
Englishman: "What?"
Wife: "He made his own sandwiches this morning!!"
Theres an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working at the top of a Skyscraper building site. It gets to lunch time and they all open thier Sandwich boxes.
Englishman: "If my wife puts Turkey and my pieces again i'm going to jump off this building."
Scotsman: "Aye, an if me wife gies me Salad piecees again the em gonnae jump tae."
Irishman: "An if I get Cheese snadwiches again, then I'll jump."
So the next lunchtime comes and they all sit down to open thier lunch boxes.
Scotsman: "Right what did ye ah get??"
Englishman: "Cheese and Pickle, suppose I'm safe."
Scotsman: "I didn't get pieces, that wumans gonnae get it when eh get hame."
Irishman: "Cheese, again. Oh well, I suppose this is Goodbye." (He jumps)
They all get to the bottom and the police have arrived.
Policeman: "This is the Irishmans wife, we just have a quick question"
Wife: "Why did he jump?"
Scotsman: "He said yesterday that if you gave him Cheese sarnies again, then hed jump."
Wife: "I don't understand."
Englishman: "What?"
Wife: "He made his own sandwiches this morning!!"
an insult to any liverpool fans.
That wasn't a poke at any Liverpool fans who happen to frequent these forums was it?
:-)
:-)
A newspaper reporter is walking down a street in Manchester when he notices a woman walking towards him, pushing a baby in a pram.
Suddenly, a Rottweiller leaps out of a garden and attacks the buggy.
A passing skinhead runs forward and wrestles the dog to the ground, killing it and saving the baby.
The reporter says, "That’s really great, that will make a really good story, but I need an angle. Do you support Manchester United?"
"No," says the man.
"Oh, so I can't say 'Red's supporter saves baby.' Do you support City?"
"No," says the man.
"Oh, so I can't say 'Blues supporter saves baby.'"
"What team do you support?" asks the reporter.
"Liverpool" replies the skinhead.
"Great!" says newspaper supporter. "Scouse git kills family pet."
Suddenly, a Rottweiller leaps out of a garden and attacks the buggy.
A passing skinhead runs forward and wrestles the dog to the ground, killing it and saving the baby.
The reporter says, "That’s really great, that will make a really good story, but I need an angle. Do you support Manchester United?"
"No," says the man.
"Oh, so I can't say 'Red's supporter saves baby.' Do you support City?"
"No," says the man.
"Oh, so I can't say 'Blues supporter saves baby.'"
"What team do you support?" asks the reporter.
"Liverpool" replies the skinhead.
"Great!" says newspaper supporter. "Scouse git kills family pet."
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