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"McDonalds gives you Cancer"

Did anyone read that McDonalds gives you cancer? They were meant to be investigating it after one of the top managers died of cancer along with a lot of other workers...it turns out that the manager ate a burger a day and they believe that it is their meat that gives people cancer...i think i'll go to KFC from now on! SOmeone will probably tell me that they are just as bad now! I think it is just the McDonalds meat though, so if you have CHicken you should be OK!

Cancer is actually a nanovirus manufactured by Osama Bin Laden.

RoJ wrote:
> McDonalds gives you cancer.
> Smoking gives you cancer.
> Alcohol gives you cancer.
> Sandwich wrap gives you cancer.
> Plastic bottles give you cancer.
> Baked beans give you cancer.
> Milk gives you cancer.
>
> According to "experts" almost everything gives you cancer.
> Conclusion - they talk rubbish.
>
> On and another thing. Nothing "gives you cancer",
> they only increase the likelihood of it occurring.

Exactly what I ment, but in an understanding way that could be understood :p

I think that pretty much everything you do increases your likelihood of getting cancer, unless it's dying.

Chips give you cancer.

Doing nothing gives you cancer. Eventually the background radiation will break and damage your cells until they can't repair themselves anymore.

Cracking one off stops prostate cancer.

i here that if u eat 12 bigmacs in a row, you die. jst a rumor tho, i heerd it off my friend lewis.
if u dnt beleive me try it out.

SHEEPY wrote:
> Cracking one off stops prostate cancer.

Lol, where did you hear that?

Wardy_MoD wrote:
> SHEEPY wrote:
> Cracking one off stops prostate cancer.
>
> Lol, where did you hear that?

Your just...

Wardy_MoD wrote:
> SHEEPY wrote:
> Cracking one off stops prostate cancer.
>
> Lol, where did you hear that?

It's true, it stops blockages and swelling which lead to prostate cancer, someone posted a bbc article or something a while back.