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Anything but wandering town halls on a Sunday dressed like a tagnut or whatever the hell they're called for a convention.
Please, I have a life.
It is inane and childish, but still a life....
Oh the humanity
> I'm falling victim to your mindless babble...
Hee hee... we'll turn you into a cheatguru yet...
"Ensign Deadman!"
"Sir?"
"Bring me the Intelli-Zapper..."
Well, if this continues then the bearded, deep voiced hero figure will take off his shirt and fight some rubbish monster.
The Ethnic characters will wait about and fix things whilst an android will discover human emotions and be confused
NONONONONONONONONON
I'm falling victim to your mindless babble...please, for the love of Manimal, stop this madness
> Ok, this is called beer. It will make women appear more
> attractive to you sci-fi geeks.
But we can replicate alcohol-free beer that has no detrimental effect on the human body...
> These are cigarettes. Your friends will think you are cool
> and they can give you a hacking cough. Like a real man.
We learned long ago that smoking was incredibly bad for you; it's long been outlawed.
> This is a phone book. You can phone people,
Ah... like a primitive communicator device. It's an antique!
> and after a while, you may even call some of these "friends".
Ah, but my friends are in space. Cyber-space!
:-)
Ok, this is called beer. It will make women appear more attractive to you sci-fi geeks.
These are cigarettes. Your friends will think you are cool and they can give you a hacking cough. Like a real man.
This is a phone book. You can phone people, and after a while, you may even call some of these "friends".
There.
Now there is no need for Star Trek talk in this place.
All together now...
"Theeeeeeeere's Klingon's on the starboard bow..."