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My episode went like this:
My A-Team Episode Synopsis
The Chiropodist's
toenail
by Ben Langley
On tonight's A-Team, Hannibal has an old friend who's a Chiropodist. But his friend has a big problem. A rival Chiropodist is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already wedgied his friend's pet monkey, and tried to steal a toenail.
The rest of the team arrives to help. Murdoch, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the Chiropodist, but she prefers BA. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by some woodmen.
The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival Chiropodist. BA says, ''I pity the fool who who funks with the A-Team''. Hannibal throws two guys through a window. Murdoch gets a black eye and BA doesn't even break a sweat.
But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Garf, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a loo. Murdoch says, ''My eyes! I've gone blind!''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored microlight out of vibrators and odds 'n ends.
The A-Team escapes and goes into Garf's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was to learn the secret location of the Holy Grail, and that toenail was the key.'' complains Garf, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for some woodmen.
''I love it when a plan comes together'' says Hannibal.
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My episode went like this:
My A-Team Episode Synopsis
The Chiropodist's
toenail
by Ben Langley
On tonight's A-Team, Hannibal has an old friend who's a Chiropodist. But his friend has a big problem. A rival Chiropodist is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already wedgied his friend's pet monkey, and tried to steal a toenail.
The rest of the team arrives to help. Murdoch, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the Chiropodist, but she prefers BA. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by some woodmen.
The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival Chiropodist. BA says, ''I pity the fool who who funks with the A-Team''. Hannibal throws two guys through a window. Murdoch gets a black eye and BA doesn't even break a sweat.
But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Garf, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a loo. Murdoch says, ''My eyes! I've gone blind!''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored microlight out of vibrators and odds 'n ends.
The A-Team escapes and goes into Garf's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was to learn the secret location of the Holy Grail, and that toenail was the key.'' complains Garf, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for some woodmen.
''I love it when a plan comes together'' says Hannibal.
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The nurse's
toaster
by lucy
On tonight's A-Team, ba has an old friend who's a nurse. But his friend has a big problem. A rival nurse is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already stabbied his friend's mother, and tried to steal a toaster.
The rest of the team arrives to help. face, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the nurse, but she prefers hannibal. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by copper.
The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival nurse. hannibal says, ''i love it when a plan comes together''. ba throws two guys through a window. face gets a black eye and hannibal doesn't even break a sweat.
But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, curry-man, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a lunge. face says, ''ah ha''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored robin relliant out of spanner and odds 'n ends.
The A-Team escapes and goes into curry-man's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was revenge, and that toaster was the key.'' complains curry-man, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for copper.
''aint gettin on no plane fool'' says ba.
toaster
by lucy
On tonight's A-Team, ba has an old friend who's a nurse. But his friend has a big problem. A rival nurse is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already stabbied his friend's mother, and tried to steal a toaster.
The rest of the team arrives to help. face, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the nurse, but she prefers hannibal. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by copper.
The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival nurse. hannibal says, ''i love it when a plan comes together''. ba throws two guys through a window. face gets a black eye and hannibal doesn't even break a sweat.
But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, curry-man, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a lunge. face says, ''ah ha''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored robin relliant out of spanner and odds 'n ends.
The A-Team escapes and goes into curry-man's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was revenge, and that toaster was the key.'' complains curry-man, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for copper.
''aint gettin on no plane fool'' says ba.
My A-Team Episode Synopsis
The sandman's
used condom
by l'Icarus
On tonight's A-Team, Colonel Jack has an old friend who's a sandman. But his friend has a big problem. A rival sandman is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already fitted a tight tube into the backside, prolonging a deep sense of agony within his friend's Stephen Fry, and tried to steal a used condom.
The rest of the team arrives to help. Pornstar Jodie, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the sandman, but she prefers Bill Gates. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by the Midget.
The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival sandman. Bill Gates says, ''Lick my Windows''. Colonel Jack throws two guys through a window. Pornstar Jodie gets a black eye and Bill Gates doesn't even break a sweat.
But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Pierre, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a lavatory. Pornstar Jodie says, ''pass me my size 9 dild, I'm cumming''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored dune buggy out of cheese graters and odds 'n ends.
The A-Team escapes and goes into Pierre's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was to penetrate properly, and that used condom was the key.'' complains Pierre, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for the Midget.
''Eat my shiz, sonofadawg'' says Colonel Jack.
The sandman's
used condom
by l'Icarus
On tonight's A-Team, Colonel Jack has an old friend who's a sandman. But his friend has a big problem. A rival sandman is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already fitted a tight tube into the backside, prolonging a deep sense of agony within his friend's Stephen Fry, and tried to steal a used condom.
The rest of the team arrives to help. Pornstar Jodie, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the sandman, but she prefers Bill Gates. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by the Midget.
The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival sandman. Bill Gates says, ''Lick my Windows''. Colonel Jack throws two guys through a window. Pornstar Jodie gets a black eye and Bill Gates doesn't even break a sweat.
But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Pierre, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a lavatory. Pornstar Jodie says, ''pass me my size 9 dild, I'm cumming''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored dune buggy out of cheese graters and odds 'n ends.
The A-Team escapes and goes into Pierre's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was to penetrate properly, and that used condom was the key.'' complains Pierre, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for the Midget.
''Eat my shiz, sonofadawg'' says Colonel Jack.
The Evil Liberal Commie Smoker Weapons Merchant's
WOMD
by Belldandy - saviour of the universe
On tonight's A-Team, Belldandy - saviour of the universe has an old friend who's a Evil Liberal Commie Smoker Weapons Merchant. But his friend has a big problem. A rival Evil Liberal Commie Smoker Weapons Merchant is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already buggered his friend's Saddam Hussein, and tried to steal a WOMD.
The rest of the team arrives to help. Goatboy, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the Evil Liberal Commie Smoker Weapons Merchant, but she prefers Light. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by George Bush.
The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival Evil Liberal Commie Smoker Weapons Merchant. Light says, ''Don't worry I'll save you with my superior acting skills and ex-lawyer superpowers fnar fnar''. Belldandy - saviour of the universe throws two guys through a window. Goatboy gets a black eye and Light doesn't even break a sweat.
But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Johnny Vegas, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a Palace of Evil commie smokers. Goatboy says, ''Oh well I'm off to watch a film about Bill Hicks rapeing nuns in a liberal chaos compound of evil''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored Belldandy's hot air balloon of righteousness (+5) out of Crazed robot wombat of WOMD and odds 'n ends.
The A-Team escapes and goes into Johnny Vegas's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was to get revenge on the pub that injured my knee, and that WOMD was the key.'' complains Johnny Vegas, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for George Bush.
''See I told you there were WOMD!!!111 (IB i s guilty)'' says Belldandy - saviour of the universe.
WOMD
by Belldandy - saviour of the universe
On tonight's A-Team, Belldandy - saviour of the universe has an old friend who's a Evil Liberal Commie Smoker Weapons Merchant. But his friend has a big problem. A rival Evil Liberal Commie Smoker Weapons Merchant is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already buggered his friend's Saddam Hussein, and tried to steal a WOMD.
The rest of the team arrives to help. Goatboy, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the Evil Liberal Commie Smoker Weapons Merchant, but she prefers Light. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by George Bush.
The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival Evil Liberal Commie Smoker Weapons Merchant. Light says, ''Don't worry I'll save you with my superior acting skills and ex-lawyer superpowers fnar fnar''. Belldandy - saviour of the universe throws two guys through a window. Goatboy gets a black eye and Light doesn't even break a sweat.
But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Johnny Vegas, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a Palace of Evil commie smokers. Goatboy says, ''Oh well I'm off to watch a film about Bill Hicks rapeing nuns in a liberal chaos compound of evil''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored Belldandy's hot air balloon of righteousness (+5) out of Crazed robot wombat of WOMD and odds 'n ends.
The A-Team escapes and goes into Johnny Vegas's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was to get revenge on the pub that injured my knee, and that WOMD was the key.'' complains Johnny Vegas, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for George Bush.
''See I told you there were WOMD!!!111 (IB i s guilty)'' says Belldandy - saviour of the universe.
how come forza is banned?
mermoid wrote:
> These are all the same but meh:
There is a 'scenario 2' that you can use. Just click on 'scenario 2' at the bottom of the page.
> These are all the same but meh:
There is a 'scenario 2' that you can use. Just click on 'scenario 2' at the bottom of the page.
My A-Team Episode Synopsis
The lion tamer's
pencil sharpener
by Dr. Skinny
On tonight's A-Team, Murdoch has an old friend who's a lion tamer. But his friend has a big problem. A rival lion tamer is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already bitchslapped his friend's cousin, and tried to steal a pencil sharpener.
The rest of the team arrives to help. Face, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the lion tamer, but she prefers B.A. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by your mum.
The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival lion tamer. B.A says, ''you catch the gay and die, foo'!''. Murdoch throws two guys through a window. Face gets a black eye and B.A doesn't even break a sweat.
But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Lord Hethen Hooch, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a public toilet. Face says, ''.... balls''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored rollerskate out of d!ldos and odds 'n ends.
The A-Team escapes and goes into Lord Hethen Hooch's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was to construct a kennel for midgets, and that pencil sharpener was the key.'' complains Lord Hethen Hooch, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for your mum.
''bath them, and bring them to me'' says Murdoch.
The lion tamer's
pencil sharpener
by Dr. Skinny
On tonight's A-Team, Murdoch has an old friend who's a lion tamer. But his friend has a big problem. A rival lion tamer is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already bitchslapped his friend's cousin, and tried to steal a pencil sharpener.
The rest of the team arrives to help. Face, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the lion tamer, but she prefers B.A. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by your mum.
The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival lion tamer. B.A says, ''you catch the gay and die, foo'!''. Murdoch throws two guys through a window. Face gets a black eye and B.A doesn't even break a sweat.
But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Lord Hethen Hooch, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a public toilet. Face says, ''.... balls''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored rollerskate out of d!ldos and odds 'n ends.
The A-Team escapes and goes into Lord Hethen Hooch's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was to construct a kennel for midgets, and that pencil sharpener was the key.'' complains Lord Hethen Hooch, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for your mum.
''bath them, and bring them to me'' says Murdoch.
Forza wrote:
> Steve Vai says, ''fingertapping arpeggios''.
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> Steve Vai says, ''fingertapping arpeggios''.
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Steve Vai says, ''fingertapping arpeggios''.
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These are all the same but meh:
My A-Team Episode Synopsis
The prostitute's
schlong
by merm
On tonight's A-Team, Jonas Quinn has an old friend who's a prostitute. But his friend has a big problem. A rival prostitute is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already shagged his friend's lion, and tried to steal a schlong.
The rest of the team arrives to help. Steve Vai, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the prostitute, but she prefers Jonny Greenwood. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by the General.
The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival prostitute. Jonny Greenwood says, ''I love you.''. Jonas Quinn throws two guys through a window. Steve Vai gets a black eye and Jonny Greenwood doesn't even break a sweat.
But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Jim, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a speakers. Steve Vai says, ''fingertapping arpeggios''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored headphones out of cars and odds 'n ends.
The A-Team escapes and goes into Jim's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was To rape everyone, and that schlong was the key.'' complains Jim, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for the General.
''Well, that clears us up for another day! No, wait! It's the police! ARGH! OMG Jonas Quinn died! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'' says Jonas Quinn.
My A-Team Episode Synopsis
The prostitute's
schlong
by merm
On tonight's A-Team, Jonas Quinn has an old friend who's a prostitute. But his friend has a big problem. A rival prostitute is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already shagged his friend's lion, and tried to steal a schlong.
The rest of the team arrives to help. Steve Vai, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the prostitute, but she prefers Jonny Greenwood. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by the General.
The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival prostitute. Jonny Greenwood says, ''I love you.''. Jonas Quinn throws two guys through a window. Steve Vai gets a black eye and Jonny Greenwood doesn't even break a sweat.
But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Jim, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a speakers. Steve Vai says, ''fingertapping arpeggios''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored headphones out of cars and odds 'n ends.
The A-Team escapes and goes into Jim's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was To rape everyone, and that schlong was the key.'' complains Jim, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for the General.
''Well, that clears us up for another day! No, wait! It's the police! ARGH! OMG Jonas Quinn died! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'' says Jonas Quinn.
The caravanist's
carpet
by Richard
On tonight's A-Team, Mr T has an old friend who's a caravanist. But his friend has a big problem. A rival caravanist is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already milked his friend's incest-ridden cousin, and tried to steal a carpet.
The rest of the team arrives to help. Chuck Chuck fo fu**, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the caravanist, but she prefers the face. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by a small nun.
The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival caravanist. the face says, ''you have no chance!''. Mr T throws two guys through a window. Chuck Chuck fo fu** gets a black eye and the face doesn't even break a sweat.
But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, beardy bas', shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a boiler room. Chuck Chuck fo fu** says, ''This looks bad''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored hovercraft out of toastie makers and odds 'n ends.
The A-Team escapes and goes into beardy bas''s territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was to create a giant killer robot that will molest the entire world, and that carpet was the key.'' complains beardy bas', as the A-Team leaves him tied up for a small nun.
''That foo's milk sure was sour'' says Mr T.
carpet
by Richard
On tonight's A-Team, Mr T has an old friend who's a caravanist. But his friend has a big problem. A rival caravanist is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already milked his friend's incest-ridden cousin, and tried to steal a carpet.
The rest of the team arrives to help. Chuck Chuck fo fu**, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the caravanist, but she prefers the face. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by a small nun.
The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival caravanist. the face says, ''you have no chance!''. Mr T throws two guys through a window. Chuck Chuck fo fu** gets a black eye and the face doesn't even break a sweat.
But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, beardy bas', shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a boiler room. Chuck Chuck fo fu** says, ''This looks bad''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored hovercraft out of toastie makers and odds 'n ends.
The A-Team escapes and goes into beardy bas''s territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was to create a giant killer robot that will molest the entire world, and that carpet was the key.'' complains beardy bas', as the A-Team leaves him tied up for a small nun.
''That foo's milk sure was sour'' says Mr T.
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