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Beat someone up, become a millionaire.
I think I'll go kill someone and sue the phone ringtone adverts people for encouraging me to become homicidal. I'll say repetitively being forced to listen to such adverts caused me to believe that the entire population of Britain had become ill and unhuman by demanding the ridiculous amount of playtime on television, and through delusions of grandeur and revelations that evolution demanded that all lovers of these ringtones deserved to be wiped out for the human species to continue advancing as a race, it caused me to go on a rampage to start purifying humanity by slaughtering anyone I heard using an irritating ringtone in my what was obviously "foolish" belief to make the world a better place.
*breathes*
I think I'll kill that police officer.
Beat someone up, become a millionaire.